Don Hall 1/16/22 Don Hall 1/16/22

The Definition of Success and Failure Determines the Roads You Take

What would you do if you knew you would not fail?

Don Hall 1/15/22 Don Hall 1/15/22

Beware Strangers Bearing a Gift Freelance Gig

With the pandemic, lockdowns, stimulus checks, and the dramatic rise in remote gigs, the grift is in full force.

David Himmel 1/14/22 David Himmel 1/14/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 10, 2022

Want evidence that humanity sucks? Look no further than a parking garage and the way humans park far outside lines and leave their SUVs in spots marked “Small Car Only.”

Don Hall 1/13/22 Don Hall 1/13/22

The Music of Obscenity

Favorites include "douchebag," "asshat," "shit stain," and, of course, any variation on the word "fuck." The Irish can use these words like Yo Yo Ma can play an arpeggio and I consider myself a near virtuoso.

Joe Janes 1/12/22 Joe Janes 1/12/22

Helpful Ways to Own the Libs

Quote Marjorie Taylor Greene whenever possible.

Guest User 1/11/22 Guest User 1/11/22

Vegas Diary: Part Tomorrow — The Lady Opportunist

This is not to say that I should have known better and come here earlier. No, you have to be ready for this place, unless of course you were born here and have been immersed in it your whole life.

I say you have to be ready, because Vegas finds a way of zeroing in on your vice. Finding your deepest weakness and exploiting it by offering you what you think you want while painlessly extracting its own needs.

Don Hall 1/10/22 Don Hall 1/10/22

I Believe... [Bag of Weasels]

I believe... that every relationship comes with its bag of weasels.

Joe Mallon 1/9/22 Joe Mallon 1/9/22

The Coffee Shop

“You know.” The stranger winked. “I mean, what if you pissed someone off bad. I mean really bad. And they wanted it taken care of? In a coffee shop? Say, this one? At,” he looked at his watch, then looked up smiling. “One o’clock and thirty-five seconds.” He laughed. “And the guy to do it was supposed to be me? Weird, huh?”

Don Hall 1/8/22 Don Hall 1/8/22

The Opinion of the Intelligent

If your personal truth is only informed by your experiences in the world, without some attempt to triangulate and educate yourself, it is by the very definition, "the certainty of the ignorant."

David Himmel 1/7/22 David Himmel 1/7/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 2, 2022

The season one, second episode of The Book of Boba Fett should have been called, “Dances with Sand People.”

MT Cozzola 1/6/22 MT Cozzola 1/6/22

Our year

There were splinters in our hearts the size of floorboards.

We waited, shivering.

Joe Janes 1/5/22 Joe Janes 1/5/22

GOP Reflects On January 6th, National Bean Day

Communist Democrats won’t celebrate this great national holiday.

David Himmel 1/5/22 David Himmel 1/5/22

A Brief Poem About a Writer Who Doesn't Write

They say—they being creative writing professors, esteemed novelists, and hacks with wordy Instagram posts alike—that writers write. Writers who get their shit out there—not all of it, but enough of it—are the real writers. True warriors of the pen and keys.

Don Hall 1/3/22 Don Hall 1/3/22

I Believe... [Bristling Elites]

...that when Pulitzer prize winners and people with advanced degrees bristle at being called “elites” the Emperor’s codpiece just slipped off his huge, highly educated, monied cock.

Don Hall 1/2/22 Don Hall 1/2/22

Sauna Talk is a Lot Like Locker Room Talk

"Well, that's racist."

Nine sphincters tightened. Nine old, wrinkly, half-naked white men almost held nine sets of breath.

I looked him in the eye. "What about that is racist?"

David Himmel 1/1/22 David Himmel 1/1/22

Y2K 2.0: One Man's Struggle with an Unforgiving Virus

Could I have used the watch as it was with its minor malfunctions? Yes. As a sport watch, sure. But Katie paid good money for KITT and I see nothing wrong with wanting new Christmas presents to work as intended. I also expect a lot from Apple products even if they do give me the heebie-jeebies. And they do. But not because I’m afraid of technology but because I carry the Y2K virus in my blood. I am a thriving host for this 21st Century strain of panic.

David Himmel 12/31/21 David Himmel 12/31/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 26, 2021

We all want to be new versions of ourselves with each New Year. But change is hard and it’s much easier to love the one you’re with. To tolerate the one you are.

Don Hall 12/30/21 Don Hall 12/30/21

The One 2022 Resolution For Us All

After two years of COVID, social justice demands, insurrectionists, the fact the Trump won't simply die from a goddamned McDonald's fueled heart attack, economic instability, cyber-attacks, droughts, floods, bizarre heat waves followed by epic snowstorms followed by massive wildfires and urban blacks beating up old Asian ladies on video, trying to find some sort of positive, self help path forward seems impossible.

Don Hall 12/27/21 Don Hall 12/27/21

I Believe… [Simple Resolve]

...that if anyone still does New Year’s resolutions, they should include the goals to mind their own business, place their anxiety into perspective, and maybe take a few walks a week. Keep it simple for 2022.

Don Hall 12/26/21 Don Hall 12/26/21

The Best of The Ape 2021 | Most Read, Best Stuff

2021 was an odd year for everyone, globally speaking.