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Jake and Caroline’s first date was at The Whistler. They talked about Ronnie, how much they loved The Diplomat, and debated the better ride-share service, Uber or Lyft. She was Uber, he was Lyft. They got wasted on Sazeracs and had sex at her apartment. It was incredible for both of them. Caroline stopped taking sex advice from Ronnie.
Monte imagined approaching the counter.
“Hello, I hear Morgan Freeman narrating my life.”
Horror stories from the Substitute Teaching experience and, in a judgmental ApeSac, the boys are put to the shame trail for talking about sex.
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The second voice arrived on Thursday morning while Monte was attempting to make toast.