Don Hall 8/10/26 Don Hall 8/10/26

Bucking the Tiger

Pan's eyes lit up. "I have met God."

Hume paused in the dealing. Roberts's mouth turned into a grim smile. "You've met God, have you, you heathen prick?"

Pan nodded. "I have. God is a white man."

Don Hall 8/8/26 Don Hall 8/8/26

Divorce, Rain, and Other Maintenance Issues

The universe, as far as I can tell, is held together with embarrassingly small kindnesses.

David Himmel 8/6/26 David Himmel 8/6/26

The Ultimate Decision

He was tired of carrying her weight. Her financial choices and responsibilities. Her alcoholism. And he knew she was tired of his drug abuse and laziness and porn addiction. And Train played. And the guy kept talking. “Thing is, man… if it weren’t for divorce, I’d have student loans.”

Don Hall 8/3/26 Don Hall 8/3/26

Compensation Commensurate with Sacrifice

“They waited for the next frightened person to confuse survival with surrender.”

David Himmel 7/30/26 David Himmel 7/30/26

The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker

Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

Don Hall 7/27/26 Don Hall 7/27/26

We're Letting You Go

"You know, people misunderstand Human Resources. They think we're here for employees."

David Himmel 7/22/26 David Himmel 7/22/26

Hazy, I Pee, Eh?

Life comes clearer on a hot, hazy summer day.
Sunburnt shoulders hunched from carrying the weight of the world
And the weight of your child and his laughter.

Don Hall 7/21/26 Don Hall 7/21/26

The Emergency Exit

“Chuck had spent half his life mistaking another person’s pain for his assignment.”

Don Hall 7/19/26 Don Hall 7/19/26

The Ocean Doesn't Care About Your Pond

Everyone is extraordinary somewhere. Growth begins the moment you discover how ordinary you are.

Don Hall 7/15/26 Don Hall 7/15/26

The Broken Machine

Jack took a deep breath. "Why is it so easy for you to dismiss the truth for your convenience? You have to understand that the personal is political, right?

Brett Dworski 7/15/26 Brett Dworski 7/15/26

Wild One

They entered the open-brick condo eager to rip each other’s clothes off. Maria rubbed the front of Eric’s kakis, while he slid his fingers up her red bubble skirt. He tore her white blouse and sucked from her shoulders down to her fingertips. Maria unbelted Eric’s pants and chucked the leather across the room.

Elizabeth Harper 7/15/26 Elizabeth Harper 7/15/26

My Best Drinking Buddies Have Joined AA

My best drinking buddies have joined AA,
given up the bottle, sobered up, gotten on the wagon
without falling off.

Contributing Writer 7/15/26 Contributing Writer 7/15/26

Las Vegas Tour Company

on the corner
of Casino Center and Colorado with the studded thongs and the leashes around their slim necks and those high- waisted hot-pants hiked up to that sinched waist terrified by the possibility of beauty, while forgetting what
it might
be
...slowly
losing
life

Don Hall 7/15/26 Don Hall 7/15/26

Problematic Movies of the '80s | Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

I find myself bemused and slightly embarrassed that in my years of most physically viable my choices were so directly motivated by my cock.

Paul Teodo 7/15/26 Paul Teodo 7/15/26

Blink

He blinked again. His cheek no longer soothed by the wooden floor beneath it. A wisp of intrusive dust drifted towards him, settling on his lashes. A laborious blink, his only remedy, then another, the particle unmoving.

David Himmel 7/15/26 David Himmel 7/15/26

Conversations with Whores

Old men with cheap cigars talking to half naked women, who can’t waste too much time with one guy because it’s all about turnover. Beyoncé was playing on the jukebox and it sounded out of place. Hip-Hop didn’t belong there. It was too cool for what was really going on.

Erik Lewin 7/15/26 Erik Lewin 7/15/26

Making an Impression at Club Med

Benny was a degenerate troublemaker, so we got along very well. When adults marry, they say they found the one. To a teenage boy, the one is the friend who teaches you how to spank the monkey.

Wayne Lerner 7/15/26 Wayne Lerner 7/15/26

The First Time

“Let’s just say, doing it for the first time on the soft sand with music playing, the sound of the waves in the background and the helping hand of wine and smokes, made for an evening I’ll never forget.”

David Himmel 7/15/26 David Himmel 7/15/26

Hagatha the Dog Witch

Hagatha, upon arriving in Chicago, had developed an allergy to cats. She tried Zyrtec, Claritin and Allegra, and all the potions and spells in her Witch Craft: Curses & Remedies book. Nothing helped. Her eyes watered, which made her face melt a little.

Jenni Thurston 7/15/26 Jenni Thurston 7/15/26

Roses of Aphrodite

She had the admiration of the gods and mortals alike. But the thorns of the rose were in her heart, and she longed for someone to remove them.