Don Hall 8/23/21 Don Hall 8/23/21

I Believe... [OnlyUptightFans]

...that OnlyFans banning pornographic material is like Texas banning beef or Grindr banning gay men.

David Himmel 8/20/21 David Himmel 8/20/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 15, 2021

Peeing in the shower is one thing. Peeing in the bath is monstrous.

Don Hall 8/19/21 Don Hall 8/19/21

What Happens When Everyone Gets Bored with the Scolds?

We're bored out of our everliving skulls with the hysteria. The faux outrage has worn us right the fuck out. We're fed-up with Bob Dylan being accused of doing something in 1965 and moving on with life. We're nodding off every time we hear someone (usually young but not always) crying wolf every moment of every day.

Joe Janes 8/18/21 Joe Janes 8/18/21

Meet the NEW Taliban!

Stonings – We will only use soft rocks. Stonings may take longer, but they will be way more comfortable. Like a lethal massage.

Wayne Lerner 8/17/21 Wayne Lerner 8/17/21

The First Call

The ringing of the phone reverberated throughout the office. You can tell who’s calling by the ring, whether it’s a good call or one which foretells disaster. The phone knows. Its voice sends you a message. You have to be smart enough, open enough, to understand its language.

Don Hall 8/16/21 Don Hall 8/16/21

I Believe... [Go to the Beach!]

...that the ocean is an abstract concept for millions of Americans. Wanna get people to take cleaning it up seriously? Get ‘em to the beach for a day and experience it once.

Brett Dworski 8/14/21 Brett Dworski 8/14/21

The Artistic Subtlety of “Pig” and Nicolas Cage

I texted my friend, Adam, who appreciates the Cagester more than me. “We’ve got to see this,” I said, basically wanting to see it to mock Cage. We did. And when it ended, I was stunned. It was nothing like I expected. No hazardous car chases. No deathly shootouts. No exaggerations. Just a lonely man looking for his pig. It was, simply put, sensational.

David Himmel 8/13/21 David Himmel 8/13/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 8, 2021

Agent Peggy Carter is totally hot. Cartoon Captain Carter is even hotter. If that makes me a misogynist, you’re wrong. It makes me horny for a cartoon.

Don Hall 8/12/21 Don Hall 8/12/21

Carpe

His dad used to tell him (when the man was sober) that life gave you three choices: fail and wallow in it, coast and be unfulfilled, or swing for the fences and maybe—MAYBE—do something notable.

Dad seemed to be OK with the first.

Swing for the fences. Seize the day.

Joe Janes 8/11/21 Joe Janes 8/11/21

What Else Can We Name After President Donald J. Trump?

The President Trump Offical Presidential Library (just a kiosk between sunglasses and smartphone covers at a dying mall in southern Florida)

Don Hall 8/10/21 Don Hall 8/10/21

The Suicide Squad Solidifies the Genre-Crossing Brilliance of Comic Book Films

While his is not the first genre film featuring comic book characters, The Suicide Squad is so good, so fun, and so well put together, its very existence puts concrete to the future of all superhero projects.

Don Hall 8/9/21 Don Hall 8/9/21

Introducing XwhyZ Podcast!

Jackie Brandenburg is young. She’s a Zoomer. She is frightfully Woke. She also just received her college degree in Politic Science so she knows a thing or two about both the ills of the world and some ideas on how to solve them.

I have more life experience than Jackie. She’s already smarter than me.

Thus, XwhyZ.

Don Hall 8/9/21 Don Hall 8/9/21

I Believe... [Poisoning the Public Well]

I Believe... that the lack of civil discourse and thoughtful debate is a result of a poisoning of the public well that sickens everyone who drinks from it.

Guest User 8/8/21 Guest User 8/8/21

Dawn In The Parking Lot of Average Dreams - A Poem

Dark Gravel

Flattened Cardboard Burger Boxes

Used Bandaids

Slabs of Tire Rubber

Splintered Toothpicks

Exploded Ketchup Packets

David Himmel 8/6/21 David Himmel 8/6/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 1, 2021

If you get excited about 401 Ks, you really sound like a schmuck when you rail against the failings of capitalism.

Don Hall 8/5/21 Don Hall 8/5/21

No Fly Zone the Unvaccinated

Remember the film 12 Monkeys?

Joe Janes 8/4/21 Joe Janes 8/4/21

Questions About CDC Guidelines? We Have All the Wrong Answers

My information comes from a board-certified doctor that my cousin’s cousin’s cousin knows.

Don Hall 8/3/21 Don Hall 8/3/21

The Orwellian DoubleSpeak of Anti-

We're now entering the DADAist stage of American dysfunction as we are all desperately trying to communicate ideas to others who simply aren't using the same language. It sounds the same but meanings are changing and it fuels more frustration and anger and results in an almost non-stop confrontation.

Don Hall 8/2/21 Don Hall 8/2/21

I Believe... [Lemmings Die Together]

...that, perhaps it’s shitty of me, I mentally place every single COVID death due to refusal to get a free vaccine in the Darwin Awards drawer. Sort of like thousands of idiots taking selfies on cliffs only to fall to their death. Lemmings be lemmings, bro.

Paul Teodo 8/1/21 Paul Teodo 8/1/21

Loony

He awoke in a panic with a piss boner bursting through his boxers. He sprung from his bed, legs crossed, praying to God to help him make it in time.