I Believe... [Lemmings Die Together]

...that anxiety is not a mental illness. If it is, we’re all mentally ill (which may actually be the case). If we’re all mentally ill, the only outliers are the heathy ones.

...that the cost of broadcasting your opinion unfettered by the federal government is listening to others broadcast opinions you find abhorrent. You don’t want to pay the cost, shut your fucking Tweethole.

...that if disaster/monster movies teach us anything, it is when the mob runs, you should hide because the mob panicking is far worse than the Big Bad. Lesson: mob panic never works out for most of the extras and we’re all mostly extras.

...that we should assume that all babies are trans until they are old enough to declare their pronouns. Also, babies should get decide when they are old enough to drive and work in sweat shops, too. Parental control and oversight is a product of an oppressive model of society.

...that, perhaps it’s shitty of me, I mentally place every single COVID death due to refusal to get a free vaccine in the Darwin Awards drawer. Sort of like thousands of idiots taking selfies on cliffs only to fall to their death. Lemmings be lemmings, bro.