Paul Teodo 7/16/22 Paul Teodo 7/16/22

Without Honors

It’d been 5 days since the assembly fuck-up. The house was like a morgue. Nobody’d talked to nobody. I worked as much overtime as they threw at me just to stay away.

David Himmel 7/15/22 David Himmel 7/15/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 10, 2022

Poor Ivanka, Don Jr., and Eric Trump. The wrong parent died.

Don Hall 7/14/22 Don Hall 7/14/22

I Like to Watch | Elvis (2022)

Like The Greatest Showman—a movie musical that completely reframes the huckster P.T. Barnum into an equity-chasing social justice type—this is not intended to be an accurate biopic. It is a meditation on the legend that was Elvis Presley.

Joe Janes 7/13/22 Joe Janes 7/13/22

Pictures of Universe Believed to Be Side of God’s Stoner Van

This van is cosmically designed to get down.

Don Hall 7/11/22 Don Hall 7/11/22

I Believe... [Heartbroken Woody]

...that all the Toy Story movies are actually about divorce.

Don Hall 7/10/22 Don Hall 7/10/22

The Inner Monologue is Making Me Nuts

I'm having a hard time getting motivated.

Don Hall 7/9/22 Don Hall 7/9/22

A Case for Optimism (sans Rose-Colored Glasses)

Optimism is an act of resilience against the brutal harshness of living the existential crisis.

David Himmel 7/8/22 David Himmel 7/8/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 3, 2022

The thing is… mass gun violence just pissed off a lot of bored, rich Jewish moms… maybe this is what we’ve needed to get change made.

Don Hall 7/7/22 Don Hall 7/7/22

What You Write Tells Us Who You Are

This skinny, tattooed fucker told us what he was going to do. He wrote and posted videos telling anyone listening the plan. He isn't the outlier—most mass shooters write out their intent and display it to the world well before legally purchasing a weapon and unleashing their fury on bystanders.

Joe Janes 7/6/22 Joe Janes 7/6/22

Common Sense Solutions from the GOP Regarding Mass Shootings at Parades

Kevlar bunting.

David Himmel 7/6/22 David Himmel 7/6/22

American Rights, with a Bullet

I’m exhausted. I’m exhausted from living at the intersection of Rage and Sadness and not being able to do anything about it.

Don Hall 7/5/22 Don Hall 7/5/22

I Like to Watch | Best Movies to Watch for a Recently Divorced Man

When a man goes through a divorce—especially one predicated by infidelity —he is need of a few reminders and narratives.

Don Hall 7/4/22 Don Hall 7/4/22

I Believe... [Happy Fourth—Party in the ICU]

...that, admittedly, Independence Day this year feels a bit like throwing a party for friend in a coma from an awful car accident who has no health insurance. “I’m sorry, sir. You can’t shoot that bottle rocket off in here. This is the ICU.”

Contributing Writer 7/3/22 Contributing Writer 7/3/22

In My Solitude

So no, don’t quit your job and walk or hitchhike across America, as fun as that may sound.

Joe Mallon 7/2/22 Joe Mallon 7/2/22

Chapter Forty-Nine

Mickey turned and raised his eyebrows to him. “She smokes.” He inhaled from the depths of his belly, smiling, closing his eyes. “Smell that? What you think she does with those ashes?”

David Himmel 7/1/22 David Himmel 7/1/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of June 26, 2022

Look on the bright side of things. The pandemic was a boon for hand sanitizer manufacturers and with Roe v. Wade overturned, the makers of Plan B are going to make a killing!

Don Hall 6/30/22 Don Hall 6/30/22

The Cold (un)Civil War

These are all the warning bells of a new era of states rights and a roll back from federal control in the United States and the Left side of the issues continues to blare the outrage that this is all the fault of Donald Trump.

Joe Janes 6/29/22 Joe Janes 6/29/22

Caravans of Americans Head to Canada’s Borders

The USA is fraught with danger from organized criminal groups known as Christians and politicians.

David Himmel 6/29/22 David Himmel 6/29/22

Pro-Life: A Call to Action!

Now that it’s done—that great stain on the American Experiment that was a guaranteed right to safe parental planning through a woman’s—a family’s—ability to choose—it’s time for the Pro-Life Movement to take action and really lean into that Pro-Life Lifestyle.

Elizabeth Harper 6/28/22 Elizabeth Harper 6/28/22

It's My Baby (to the tune of "It's My Party")

It's my baby, and I'll kill it if I want to
Kill it if I want to, kill it if I want to
You would kill it too
if pregnancy was forced on you