David Himmel 7/30/21 David Himmel 7/30/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 25, 2021

The best part about the January 6 Insurrection Committee hearing this week was all the cursing on public radio and television.

David Himmel 7/23/21 David Himmel 7/23/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 18, 2021

Sometimes I think people make things harder on others just to give themselves a sense of control in their otherwise chaotic and mismanaged lives. Those people need a hug. Like, smother them to death.

David Himmel 7/16/21 David Himmel 7/16/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 11, 2021

Speaking of hell… I was recently asked if Jews believe in hell. Not that I’m an expert on all things Jewish, I was just the closest thing resembling a Jew at the time. Anyway… no. Jews don’t believe in hell. But if there was a Jewish hell, it would be Judaism’s worst having to watch that documentary about Woody Allen allegedly molesting his daughter for eternity. “Oy vey, noooooo! Why can’t we watch Annie Hall!?!?!?”

David Himmel 7/2/21 David Himmel 7/2/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of June 27, 2021

Our dog is still a little too neurotic to poop in the yard and keeps crapping in the house, so basically, I just bought her a $500,000 toilet.

David Himmel 6/25/21 David Himmel 6/25/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | The Moving Edition

There is a fine line between leadership and dictatorship. Unfortunately, we can’t find which box we packed it in.

David Himmel 6/11/21 David Himmel 6/11/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of June 6, 2021

The promos for In The Heights make The Partridge Family look like Black Sabbath.

David Himmel 6/4/21 David Himmel 6/4/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 30, 2021

Sometimes holding your liquor is just as bad as holding a feral honey badger in heat and on cocaine.

David Himmel 5/28/21 David Himmel 5/28/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 23, 2021

Milli Vanilli had more influence over hip-hop than you want to admit. It’s okay. Accept it. Admit it.

David Himmel 5/21/21 David Himmel 5/21/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 16, 2021

The idea that all Jews must support whatever Israel does doesn’t quite play out logically. Let’s follow that logic. Looking at it through the lens of religion, if all Jews must support Israel then all Catholics must support pedophilia. And that’s fucking insane.

David Himmel 5/14/21 David Himmel 5/14/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 9, 2021

I support Israel’s right to defend itself. I also support Palestine’s right to defend itself. Furthermore, I support Palestine’s justification for being pissed off for 73 years since its citizens were displaced and its land confiscated for Israel’s use. And finally, I support anyone’s right to criticize Israel’s policies and actions without being labeled anti-Semitic by the most simple of unprogressive minds.

David Himmel 5/7/21 David Himmel 5/7/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 2, 2021

Think about it: the Full House theme song is a cry to make America great again.

David Himmel 4/30/21 David Himmel 4/30/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 25, 2021

The most uninteresting conversations in the English language will include the following statements: “The land value alone makes it a great investment,” “Cryptocurrency is the future of financial markets,” and “I went to summer camp.”

David Himmel 4/23/21 David Himmel 4/23/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 18, 2021

All those kids who identified as hippies in high school in the ’90s likely never had a revolutionary thought of their own. The most dangerous thing they did was listen to a Dave Matthews tape while speeding in their Jeep Cherokees.

David Himmel 4/16/21 David Himmel 4/16/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | The Dumb Blue Line Edition

Of course Derek Chauvin didn’t take the stand. Derek Chauvin doesn’t stand for anything. He kneels.

David Himmel 4/9/21 David Himmel 4/9/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 4, 2021

Former pig police officer turned murder defendant Derek Chauvin has been taking a lot of notes throughout the murder trial of George Floyd. I bet it’s just the N-word over and over and over again.

David Himmel 4/2/21 David Himmel 4/2/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 28, 2021

Easter has been cancelled. They found the body.

David Himmel 3/26/21 David Himmel 3/26/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 21, 2021

If equity, equality, diversity, and inclusion infringe on your religious beliefs, you and your religion are wrong. Or, you’re an asshole.

David Himmel 3/19/21 David Himmel 3/19/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 14, 2021

Feelings are your facts. Yours and yours alone. They are not hard evidence for anyone or anything except yourself. They do matter, just not with the kind of absolution you want them to have.