Election Integrity Laws Prevent Cheating Cheaters from Cheating
Voters must answer the question, “Who’s the president, really?”
Live Free, Die Texan!
If you contract COVID and the hospital is full, don’t be a baby about it.
Upon This Hill I Shall Die, America!
We, the true chosen-by-God followers of our chosen-by-God president are taking our chosen-by-God country back!
New Pandemic Toys for Kids!
Speak ‘n’ Spell ‘n’ Eat or Die Spell words correctly and get a small meal-replacement treat.
Trump’s Defense Lawyers Strategies
Other countries do it.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Newest Theories
Tapeworms are the only thing holding Mitch McConnell together.
A Pandemic Theater Prepares
St. Mark’s Community Theater makes sure Neil Simon’s “The Odd Couple” is as safe as possible.
President Joe Biden’s Other First 100 Days List
61) Climb Mount Rushmore in a yellow jumpsuit and dangle from Teddy Roosevelt’s nose
Suspicious New Forum Member @HelloFellowYoungLadyTaylorSwiftFans
The China Flu would be much worse if Trump had not taken SWIFT action.
Trump Demands Recount of Number of Racists in Georgia
Look for my new hat, We Made America Great, available as soon as they come in from China.
2020! - The Zack Snyder Cut
Featuring Jesse Eisenberg as Donald Trump, Ben Affleck as Rudy Giuliani, and Jon Voight as Rush Limbaugh.
Christmissed Connections
You had on a mask and a face shield. Or, after seeing you, a face chic (wink).
A Letter from Santa’s Lawyers to Donald Trump
Mr. Giuliani gets lumps of coal from the North Pole every year which he uses as hair dye.
“Cat Misses Jump” Misses the Mark — A Film Review
That’s :18 seconds of my life that I will never get back.
The Official White House Moving Sale – Everything Must Go!!!
Make an offer - Every sale over $5,000 gets a free presidential pardon
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Winning the War on Thanksgiving
Say “Merry Thanksgiving” to everyone. Take off your mask so they can hear you.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Coronavirus Task Force’s Plan to Distribute Trump Vaccines
The vaccine will be infused in Trump Vodka, Trump Steaks, and, for Native American communities, Trump Blankets
How To Get Trump to Leave the White House
“Don`t be nice to criminals or don’t be gentle and when you`re putting them away, be rough on them.” - Donald Trump
Donald Trump Declares Himself the 45th and 46th President of the United States
The Patriot Protection Act declares a one-mile radius around the White House to be “lava”.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | It's a Wander-ful Life! Clarence's Lament
George introduced himself to Mr. Potter as Juniper P. Moneylumps. He has several different aliases, now.
The stomach tightens and sinks.
The heart and lungs follow.
It’s a confounding reaction to a receipt of affection.
It’s familiar, and, therefore, oddly comforting.
But familiarity can be a curse.
A cursed reminder of what once went wrong when you were just trying to do things right this time.
This time it’ll be different, you say.
Why? You’re different, but what are you doing differently?