Joe Janes 4/19/23 Joe Janes 4/19/23

The Quiet Part Out Loud

Writers? I could write that.

Don Hall 4/17/23 Don Hall 4/17/23

I Believe... [Elon Kaufman]

...that Elon Musk is the bastard son of Andy Kaufman and wreaks havoc as a continuation of his father’s legacy.

David Himmel 4/14/23 David Himmel 4/14/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 9, 2023

Justice Clarence Thomas is exactly the guy today he was in 1991. An angry, entitled, hateful prick with little regard for rules that impact him.

Joe Janes 4/12/23 Joe Janes 4/12/23

An Open Letter About Ethics from Brett Kavanaugh

We sat in his jacuzzi and drank PBR out of Hitler’s boot.

Don Hall 4/11/23 Don Hall 4/11/23

Delicious Ambiguity

Eventually, I rub everyone the wrong way.

Don Hall 4/10/23 Don Hall 4/10/23

I Believe... [Adulting]

...that the challenge of being a single adult is that there is no one around to say “Honey? Maybe that brick of cheese and craft beer could wait until tomorrow.”

Elizabeth Harper 4/9/23 Elizabeth Harper 4/9/23

An Unrelentingly Depressing Poem

Her home became a grave
she shared with her memories and regrets.

Don Hall 4/8/23 Don Hall 4/8/23

Resisting the Forces of the River is the Only Choice

When I was a child, I had a recurring dream.

David Himmel 4/7/23 David Himmel 4/7/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 2, 2023

Listening to the news in the car with my five-year-old son. They’re talking about Donald Tump’s indictment. Harry asks me about Trump. “Why is he a bad dude and what did he do as president?” I give him the headlines. He stops me midway through. “Dad, when you’re done telling me about Donald Trump, can you never talk about him again? Because he’s bad and I don’t want to talk about him anymore.” Well said, kid. Well said.

Joe Janes 4/5/23 Joe Janes 4/5/23

Trump Unable to Do Community Service Due to Bone Spurs

He is fine with the toilet being next to his bed and wonders why he didn’t think of that.

Don Hall 4/4/23 Don Hall 4/4/23

Bullies Are a Crucial Part of Our Development

Bullies are not only the obstacles that force us to live with that duality, they are necessary.

Don Hall 4/3/23 Don Hall 4/3/23

I Believe... [Pistols & Wands]

I believe... that the twin consumer responses to John Wick Chapter 4 and the Hogwart’s Legacy video game seems to indicate that the plurality of Americans love guns and shrivelfigs.

MT Cozzola 4/1/23 MT Cozzola 4/1/23

My Dead Dog Tried SLUGGING and YOU WON’T BELIEVE the RESULTS

So for people who don’t know, slugging is where you moisturize like normal BUT THEN add a layer of petroleum jelly and leave on overnight

David Himmel 3/31/23 David Himmel 3/31/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 26, 2023

Why does the media keep referring to Stormy Daniels as “porn star” or “adult film actress Stormy Daniels?” We know. And her job has nothing to do with the charges against Trump. It feels shameful. And it’s strange. Perverted, even. Anything to make a story more salacious. It’s also embarrassing.

Don Hall 3/30/23 Don Hall 3/30/23

In Praise of Sensitivity Readers

The discourse of the sensitivity readers ultimately leads to an erasure of that history so that two generations from now, no one will even know how horrible writers, politicians, and scientists could be.

Joe Janes 3/29/23 Joe Janes 3/29/23

GOP To End School Shootings

America, we have a solution. Time to eliminate education.

Don Hall 3/28/23 Don Hall 3/28/23

I'm No More Anti-Woke Than I am Anti-Christian

If I don't believe in the thing you believe in, I'm not against it.

Don Hall 3/27/23 Don Hall 3/27/23

I Believe... [The Mind of March Madness]

...that anyone obsessed with March Madness basketball needs to back up a step when they judge me for digging comic book movies. We all go nuts for the things we loved as children.