I Believe... [Cutting Edge Health Advise]
...that all the ‘cutting edge’ health advice is obvious and in direct contradiction to the health industry’s reliance on drugs and treatment. “Go outside”, “get some sun”, “wake up early”, “sleep on time”, “be active.” In other words, get off yer ass, you sloppy sacks of lard.
Masculinity is Just Fine. People in General? Not So Much
The common denominator of toxic people is not their chosen tribe or the identity assigned by the folks that love that sort of thing. The common element is power—either the possession of it or the overwhelming desire to acquire it.
The Real Thing
“You want a real drink? Coke. A nice Coca- Cola.”
“What if Coke was still The Real Thing?”
“Dr Pepper definitely would not have cocaine in it.”
A Boat Adrift Is Still Going Somewhere
A lot of my recent past is due for some serious reframing.
Beware the Socialist Nightmare!
You will walk through a metal director where Sesame Street characters will take your guns.
Spending the Decades After My Death in the Tackiest Places on Earth Seems Fitting
I figure, in keeping with my bizarre rolling stone trajectory to date, these objects (lamp, moon dust, and figurine) will be sold, sit in some of the tackiest homes in America, resold at other garage sales, and on and on. I will still be dancing through the world like an idiot.
I Believe... [Soupy, Soupy Night]
...that, if the goal was to destroy a Van Gogh, the children failed. If it was gain attention for themselves and their stated cause, they knocked it out of the park. Effective protest is effective theater.
Compassion and Deference Rarely Mix Well...
For the same reason elevating the status of children to functioning adults in deference to some need to validate ideology it is likewise counterproductive to infantilize racial minorities as if they are simply too burdened by historical horrors to know the difference between right and wrong.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 9, 2022
It’s not surprising that no one from Marjorie Taylor Greene’s high school has come forward to say, “You know, she was really cool and mellow, and smart back then.” That’s because we are who we’ve always been.
Jingle Bell
The bell jingled over the door. Frankie looked up. His apron stained with dried blood. A cleaver in his right hand and the limp leg of a of a recently slaughtered lamb in his other.
GOP Halloween Candy Warnings!
Good & Plenty promotes a socialist agenda.
A Tale of Two Malls: At Least We'll Still Have Dildos and Plastic Vomit
When I was in high school in the 80’s, it was Spencer’s Gifts that provided the Whoopee Cushions, the palm-sized squirt guns, and anything you could imagine covered in glitter. It was like a Nirvana for Morons.
I Believe... [Free Shasta Grape!]
...that the Chicago Sun-Times announcing that they’re giviong away their articles for free and sans paywall is sort of like Shasta Cola announcing free soda for anyone interested in C-level drinks.
Negative Gender Stereotypes?
There are negative stereotypes out there we should want to avoid but a giving and thoughtful partner is not one of them.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 2, 2022
While it’s not fun to see Tom Brady’s marriage deflate like one of his footballs, it does feel like some kind of justice.
I Like to Watch | Blonde (2022)
I mean, Jesus Christ, we can't appreciate the horrors of existence if they all blend together like a banal and mundane black parade.
Reflections After The Game
Can sports be a source for teaching acceptance, patience, understanding?
I Believe... [Asteroid Dreams]
...that if we can redirect the course of an asteroid by hitting it with a spaceship the size of a Volkswagen—7 million miles away—it doesn’t seem a stretch to put Donald in the clink or surgically sew up Marjorie Taylor Greene’s gaping hole. I don’t dream big but I dream.
"Here, Take a Pill," said the Pushers of Pills
I believed Fauci, knew that vaccines were coming from Big Pharma, but was also watching Michael Keaton deal with the pernicious greed of that corporate monster in Hulu’s Dopesick and I had a hard time squaring the fact that the villains in the opioid crisis would come to our collective rescue with a vaccine.
I Like to Watch | The Streaming Stories That Prop Me Up Through Chaos
I couldn't find a single documentary or program or book that deals explicitly with a husband finding out his wife of a few years embarking on a nearly three-year campaign of infidelity with a lover plus a new vocation selling herself for sex to strangers so I do my best.
Jake and Caroline’s first date was at The Whistler. They talked about Ronnie, how much they loved The Diplomat, and debated the better ride-share service, Uber or Lyft. She was Uber, he was Lyft. They got wasted on Sazeracs and had sex at her apartment. It was incredible for both of them. Caroline stopped taking sex advice from Ronnie.