GOP Halloween Candy Warnings!

You will not find this in your Halloween candy.

by Joe Janes

Halloween used to be the time of year when families could have a little “spooky” fun with their neighbors by trick or treating. That is, until the true monsters of Halloween, the DEMON-crats, hijacked the holiday to indoctrinate (groom!) children into their way of “thinking”.

It’s not always easy to tell which of your neighbors vote blue during the year. On Halloween, it is very evident. The evil dems are likely to have the cooler decorations on their house and in their yard. This is to attract children. Stick to homes with decorations that require very little effort, such as a sign that says “Boo!” or paper skeletons in the window. Stuff you can get at the local grocery store in their autumn section.

Still, your children might insist that all houses matter since they want to fill their bags with candy. Check the candy when you get home!

HERE’S WHAT TO LOOK FOR!

Sugar-free chocolates filled with organic celery from a local farm

Apples with COVID vaccine needles stuck in them

Cracker Jacks boxes with a surprise banned book inside

Bazooka Joe Bubblegum but instead of little jokes in the wrapper, there are facts about critical race theory

Anything by Nerds – they are clearly trying to promote belief in science

Tootsie Pops with “Jew Food” in the center, like bagels

Some candy may not be altered but still pose a threat!

Jolly Ranchers – Think about it. Why are they so jolly?

Good & Plenty – promotes a socialist agenda

Hot Tamales – They are taking away the jobs of other candy

What’s Okay?

Necco Wafers and anything by Brach’s.

Enjoy!