I Believe... [Free Shasta Grape!]

...that the fervor of negative hangwringing about Chris Pratt’s Mario accent is a metaphor for so many potential ills in society—all hat, no cattle. Or, in this case, all screaming about a stereotyped accent that never happened.

...that in my GenX childhood, feminists & black activists fought to destroy confining & negative stereotypes of their groups. Nowadays, gender ideologues & 'antiracists' fight to force everyone to embrace these enslaving tropes.

...that restoring balance and a sense of stability is like taking advantage of a month-long promotion at Arby’s—one shitty roast beef sandwich at a time.

...that the Chicago Sun-Times announcing that they’re giviong away their articles for free and sans paywall is sort of like Shasta Cola announcing free soda for anyone interested in C-level drinks.

...that being with a woman who wants to be chased and convinced is like having a puppy—you grow weary of chasing but she never does.