Joe Janes 9/4/19 Joe Janes 9/4/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Expelliarmus, Harry Potter!

This could be a gig for me. I get bonuses for exorcisms.

Don Hall 9/4/19 Don Hall 9/4/19

Hardware, Software, and What to Call the Apple Running Windows

When it comes to those sometimes brave, sometimes narcissistic folks born in the wrong biology, I suppose I just don’t get the hostility against them. It was once explained to me that all computers are basically the same machine. Some may have a few more ports or gadgets attached in construction but an iMac is substantially the same as a Dell. It is the software that truly changes the game.

Kari Castor 9/3/19 Kari Castor 9/3/19

FAQs: My Hair

Oh, what an interesting style/color. What does your <boyfriend/husband/male partner> think about it?

A. I don’t give a shit.

Don Hall 9/2/19 Don Hall 9/2/19

I Believe... [We Hate the Ones We Feed]

…that your stance against billionaires is only undercut by your reliance on a gas-powered vehicle, your adherence to googling things when you want to know something, wearing shoes made by mega-corporations, and your lunch at McDonalds/Burger King/Popeyes/KFC/Taco Bell.

David Himmel 9/2/19 David Himmel 9/2/19

Hope Idiotic | Part I

SHORTLY AFTER THE HEIGHT OF AMERICA’S FLAGRANT PATRIOTISM FOLLOWING 9/11, and just before the dawn of The Great Recession, there existed a wonderful Italian restaurant called Bella’s Ristorante. It was built into the foothills of the Black Mountain Range just outside of Las Vegas in Henderson, Nevada, a few short and dusty miles from the Strip at the edge of a wealthy suburban subdivision. My best friends Chuck Keller and Lou Bergman adored the place.

Sheri Reda 9/1/19 Sheri Reda 9/1/19

Taiga

There’s a reason why the flames lick higher and higher…

Jenni Thurston 8/31/19 Jenni Thurston 8/31/19

The Most Dangerous Breed

Ban the pit bulls! They bite! They have muscles! They have terrible owners! They hog all the covers!

David Himmel 8/30/19 David Himmel 8/30/19

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 25, 2019

Sometimes, the book’s dedication comes before anything else. Everything you make needs to have a reason and an audience.

Erik Lewin 8/30/19 Erik Lewin 8/30/19

Carrie

After two hours, I got another text:

“omg this uber guy took me to an empty parking lot and said I had to blow him. I screamed and Sugar barked so he did drive me to the airport but I got here too late so missed the flight. Promise to make next one in two hours, kissesJ

Don Hall 8/29/19 Don Hall 8/29/19

The Infantilization of Other People

An element of our reducing groups into easier to digest figurines, the stereotyping of people in order to process the ridiculous numbers surrounding us, is to almost unconsciously assume some sort of base stupidity on their part for choices they make.

Joe Janes 8/28/19 Joe Janes 8/28/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump vs Weather

Ka-blooey! No more hurricane. It’s science.

Chris Churchill 8/28/19 Chris Churchill 8/28/19

Chris Churchill Saves the World | Love Notes

Beware: Mushy stuff ahead. God stuff. Love stuff. This is what I feel.

Don Hall 8/27/19 Don Hall 8/27/19

Competing in the Victimhood Marketplace is More Difficult Than It Used to Be

Victim status has gained genuine ground in terms of restitution to the victims of medical malpractice, the poisoning of water in rural areas, and the burning of a woman's labia by way of an incredibly hot cup of coffee.

Don Hall 8/26/19 Don Hall 8/26/19

I Believe... [The Poster Child of the Early 21st Century]

…that the poster child of the early 21st Century is a twenty-year-old wearing ass-less chaps, misspelled tattoos, and a multi-colored bandanna taking Instagram selfies with a sign that says “Don’t Judge Me.”

Jenni Thurston 8/26/19 Jenni Thurston 8/26/19

Ben Ridley is a Killer

A novel excerpt from the newly released “The Lyrebird Threat,” Ben Ridley returns from an assignment and gives a small window into the madness that haunts him.

Guest User 8/25/19 Guest User 8/25/19

Weeping in the Dentist's Chair — Four Poems Featuring Teeth

In either case you’re pretty lucky. Your ache is not as bad as the ache-ache-bleed-bleed of some others who need constant medicine and other means to help ease and regulate the symptoms.

David Himmel 8/24/19 David Himmel 8/24/19

Long Train Running: A Chicago Marathon Story | Chapter 6 — 16 Post-run Requirements

Running is as much a mental game as it is physical. My trick to placing well in races when I ran cross-country in high school was to tell myself, “The faster you run, the sooner it’s over.” That doesn’t work when there are 26.2 miles ahead of you. You have to take each mile on its own or group a few together. Make the marathon bite-sized. Savor it. Until that last mile. The faster you run, the sooner it’s over. But even when you’re done running, you’re not done quite yet.

Here are sixteen post-run requirements every distance runner must complete after each long run.

David Himmel 8/23/19 David Himmel 8/23/19

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 18, 2019

Wedding toasts that mention God or Jesus are fine. Wedding toasts that detail the speaker’s marital troubles are not. But they do make for some thoughtful laughs.

Sheri Reda 8/23/19 Sheri Reda 8/23/19

God Makes an Omelet

Morning has broken.

First me, then you, then the country

strewn left and right, spoiled

Contributing Writer 8/22/19 Contributing Writer 8/22/19

Overcoming the Dreaded Writer's Block

Maybe if I couldn’t go over it, I could go around it? Surely it couldn’t be that long of a walk. All alone, I set off on the trek to find the edge of the Block with just my walking stick and my lack of thoughts (this is why I was over here after all). I kicked at a couple rocks as I trudged over the dismal landscape that was mostly gray and gloomy. Dirt and other sand-like material made up the terrain behind the Block and it perfectly reflected what every writer felt: self-doubting, unworthy, and lost.