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A Well Earned Distrust of Permanence
Dec 2, 2025
Don Hall
A Well Earned Distrust of Permanence
Dec 2, 2025
Don Hall

People stop believing in permanence because permanence stopped believing in them.

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Dec 2, 2025
Don Hall

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Xavier Institute for Mutant Education and Outreach Meets with Disney
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/20/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/20/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Xavier Institute for Mutant Education and Outreach Meets with Disney

Deadpool – We did it for the kids. 

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Harvard Alumni Relations Board Emergency Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/13/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/13/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Harvard Alumni Relations Board Emergency Meeting

Even if someone did cheat, they still had to go to class and pay someone do the work.

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The Minutes of The Minutes of Our Last Meeting Staff Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/6/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/6/19

The Minutes of The Minutes of Our Last Meeting Staff Meeting

Mercury is in retrograde. Does that affect brains?

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Committee on Climate Security Chair Interview
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/27/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/27/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Committee on Climate Security Chair Interview

We are just one big tiddly-wink floating in the solar system.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | National Emergency Task Force
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/20/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/20/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | National Emergency Task Force

We’re being SUED and then we’ll be SUED again until it goes to the supreme COURT and we win when Kavanaugh’s vote butt CHUGS it in people’s faces.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Machine Gun America
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/13/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/13/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Machine Gun America

The family that shoots together, shoots together. 

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | More Troops Being Deployed to Border
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/6/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/6/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | More Troops Being Deployed to Border

I thought we were only going to use the caravan threat in election years.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Donner Party 
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/30/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/30/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Donner Party 

George – Maybe we could order Grub Hub.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Covington Catholic High School
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/23/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/23/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Covington Catholic High School

Covington Catholic High School’s attempts at Diversity Outreach have been grossly misinterpreted by the media.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Things That Are Trying to Kill Me
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/16/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/16/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Things That Are Trying to Kill Me

Joe’s Penis – We’ve been friends ever since you spilled some shampoo on your junk when you were fourteen.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Force 2: The Wrath of Grapes
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/9/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/9/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Force 2: The Wrath of Grapes

They are going to invade our planet and soon there will be a Gagh vessel on every corner. 

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Motivational Quotes from Donald Trump
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/2/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/2/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Motivational Quotes from Donald Trump

“100% of success is feeling up.” - Donald J. Trump

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Inn Keeper vs. The Christ Family
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/26/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/26/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Inn Keeper vs. The Christ Family

Joseph: We paid our bill.

Inn Keeper: You paid for two people and a mule.

Mary: Are you trying to charge us for our baby Jesus?

Joseph: She gave birth in straw. Straw! 

Inn Keeper: Exactly! Blood everywhere. Have you ever tried to clean straw?

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Visit Florida, Man!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/19/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/19/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Visit Florida, Man!

Florida: The World’s Largest Drive-Thru Zoo. Next!

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Yes, Virginia. Santa is a Nazi.
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/12/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/12/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Yes, Virginia. Santa is a Nazi.

Yes, Virginia. Santa is a Nazi.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Wisconsin Power Grab!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/5/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/5/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Wisconsin Power Grab!

If your body-mass index is less than “obesity” you are probably a perpetrator of voter fraud and not from Wisconsin. 

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Santa's Workshop Bought by Amazon.com
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/28/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/28/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Santa's Workshop Bought by Amazon.com

Santa told the elves it was time to leave, take 10 pounds of reindeer jerky on your way out.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Second Thanksgiving
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/21/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/21/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Second Thanksgiving

Squanto - White grubs have crawled into it. William - Those are marshmallows.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – How Not to Shoot Black People
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/14/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/14/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – How Not to Shoot Black People

Haggard – Can’t shoot any black people if there are no more black people to shoot. 

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Baby Boomers Go Boom!
Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 11/7/18 Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 11/7/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Baby Boomers Go Boom!

The whole country is going to change. Early Bird specials will just be “specials”. 

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