Ambivalence: On Disagreeing with Those You Love
I’m taking the opportunity to have my thoughts and poems appear in juxtaposition to those of others, in the hope of expanding the range of views available.
I Believe... [Preserve the Peace]
...that some plans should just be planned and executed rather than telegraphed to preserve the peace.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 16, 2023
When you stop missing the dead, that’s when their life loses meaning.
I Believe… [Best Pizza in the World]
..that no pizza in the world compares to Chicago’s Pequod’s. Fight me.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 8, 2023
Israel violating international humanitarian law by using white phosphorus on citizens is a perfect example of how Israel is America’s most annoying friend. You go out, they get a bit too drunk, dump a little white phosphorus, next thing you know, they’re puking in the Uber on the way home. You just can’t take this guy anywhere.
The War in the Middle East Brought to You by Dupixent
Like being presented with a video of a kid’s head being lopped off on a soccer field briefly interrupted by a call to action involving Skittles. It’s ugly, it’s unnecessary, it’s exhausting.
Thank you, Joe of the 6th or 7th Century!
But the exciting part is that when they came up with the sins that would merit this public humiliation—lust, wrath, gluttony, and so on—some churches didn’t just have seven. Some included an eighth: Dejection.
I Believe... [C'Mon!]
...that the moment when any rock singer barks out “C’mon!” before a massive guitar riff is the moment I say “OK! Fucking A! C’mon!”
Listing the Fuckups is More Helpful Than the Other List
The size of your successes matches the size of your failures.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 1, 2023
Step 1: Identify the problem. Step 2: Make a TikTok about it. Step 3: Make adjustments and manage it. Step 4: Find peace.
Sad Good Guys Wear Black
Black on black on black with a touch of gray
To communicate you’re just not in the goddamn mood today.
To announce a state of mourning.
To send a silent warning.
Now I've Got To Write Something Stupid!
Well now I’ve got to write something stupid. Because the last thing I wrote was really serious.
I Believe... [Profundity Comes From Heartache]
...that we are our most profound when broken hearted.
Loving Las Vegas—Come Out and Buy a Book!
Free but you should bring some dough for booze and books!
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 24, 2023
Fear can be mastered. Loathing is destructive.
For Those Who Would Judge
Not pictured: us.
Emotional Truth is a Synonym for Bullshit
Did Hannah Gadsby really nearly get beaten up at a bus stop for presenting as lesbian? Did Dave Chappelle actually have the conversations with his transgender fan? Did Bert Kreischer truthfully infiltrate the Russian mob? Does any of that matter?
I Believe... [More Kirk, Please]
...that while developing more Spock and less Kirk in my decision making has been for the good, I’m thinking I could use some more of that Kirk in the meantime. Being overly cautious has never been my default and while caution is smart, it doesn’t make for a good story.
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 17, 2023
If I could travel through time, I’d go back and invent a time machine sooner.
...that, as we age, good footwear is more important than a girlfriend.