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I Believe… [Good Footwear]
Jan 26, 2026
Don Hall
I Believe… [Good Footwear]
Jan 26, 2026
Don Hall

...that, as we age, good footwear is more important than a girlfriend.

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Jan 26, 2026
Don Hall

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Celebrating America is as Complicated as a Teenager's Birthday
Don Hall Don Hall 7/5/23 Don Hall Don Hall 7/5/23

Celebrating America is as Complicated as a Teenager's Birthday

In country years, at 246 years, America is just a teenager.

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Walking with a Limp
Don Hall Don Hall 7/4/23 Don Hall Don Hall 7/4/23

Walking with a Limp

“Tell me to what you pay attention and I will tell you who you are.” —Jose Ortega y Gasset

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I Believe... [In Underwear]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/3/23 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/3/23

I Believe... [In Underwear]

...that life is laundry. It’s a pain in the ass, seems completely pointless but, man, it’s grand to have a pair of clean underwear.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of June 25, 2023
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/30/23 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/30/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of June 25, 2023

I recently ordered sushi in English off a Hebrew menu while sucking back a German Pilsner. Tell me again why we can’t figure out world peace?

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I Believe... [It Ain't Cultural]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/26/23 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/26/23

I Believe... [It Ain't Cultural]

...that the excuse for one’s poor behavior “it’s a cultural thing” is its own form of casual racism—being on time, respecting the time of others, and functioning for the benefit of the whole have nothing to do with culture.

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See! I Told You! – Donald Trump, Jr Speaks Out About Hunter Biden
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/21/23 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/21/23

See! I Told You! – Donald Trump, Jr Speaks Out About Hunter Biden

Put Biden and his family behind bars and my family and I will celebrate in bars.

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The Anti-Tribalist
Don Hall Don Hall 6/20/23 Don Hall Don Hall 6/20/23

The Anti-Tribalist

I was taught growing up to avoid as best I could judging people by the stereotypes at play. This is not the same as being color blind.

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I Believe... [Pride is a Costume]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/19/23 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/19/23

I Believe... [Pride is a Costume]

...that a monster truck event at a rural state fair is just a different sort of Pride parade.

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[From the Archive] The Principle of The Thing Paints Us All in a Corner
Don Hall Don Hall 6/17/23 Don Hall Don Hall 6/17/23

[From the Archive] The Principle of The Thing Paints Us All in a Corner

If you ever watched The People's Court, you were assailed with court cases that often were as petty as they come.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of June 11, 2023
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/16/23 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/16/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of June 11, 2023

I have a closet full of luggage stuffed with grudges. But I’m such a fantastic packer that the grudges don’t weigh me down or hold me up, and there’s always room for more.

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Are We All ADHD Or Is It Just The World?
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/14/23 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/14/23

Are We All ADHD Or Is It Just The World?

Can we just put RuPaul in charge of everything?

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The Inevitable Clash: Finally Accountability or Another Empty Sandwich?
Don Hall Don Hall 6/13/23 Don Hall Don Hall 6/13/23

The Inevitable Clash: Finally Accountability or Another Empty Sandwich?

Trump is Lucy Van Pelt. We are all Charlie Brown. We're never kicking that fucking football, kids.

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I Believe... [Examining the Self]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/12/23 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/12/23

I Believe... [Examining the Self]

...that the unexamined life is not worth living (Socrates). The over-examined life is just a drag.

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The Loyalty Economy
Don Hall Don Hall 6/10/23 Don Hall Don Hall 6/10/23

The Loyalty Economy

The Law of Diminishing Returns predicts that as more of our environment is designed to sell us things the less effective each campaign becomes.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of June 4, 2023
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/9/23 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/9/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of June 4, 2023

I have a closet full of luggage stuffed with grudges. But I’m such a fantastic packer that the grudges don’t weigh me down or hold me up, and there’s always room for more.

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News for YOU Headlines
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/7/23 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/7/23

News for YOU Headlines

The World Is Burning, Stock Up On Booze

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I Believe... [Misunderstanding the Term]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/5/23 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/5/23

I Believe... [Misunderstanding the Term]

...that most people out in the world have wildly misinterpreted what the word ‘community’ means.

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The Insurance Man
Wayne Lerner Wayne Lerner 6/4/23 Wayne Lerner Wayne Lerner 6/4/23

The Insurance Man

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 28, 2023
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/2/23 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/2/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 28, 2023

Great advice from my wife when dealing with a child when they’re being the worst goddamn thing on the planet: They’re not giving you a hard time, they’re having a hard time. It’s great perspective. And, yes, sometimes I listen to my wife.

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THE TRUMP BAROMETER - Measuring the GOP Presidential Candidates
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 5/31/23 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 5/31/23

THE TRUMP BAROMETER - Measuring the GOP Presidential Candidates

I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot a baby and wouldn’t lose any of my supporters.

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