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I Believe… [Righteously Wrong]
June 22, 2026
Don Hall
I Believe… [Righteously Wrong]
June 22, 2026
Don Hall

...that curiosity is a muscle, and most people let it atrophy the moment they become convinced they're right.

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June 22, 2026
Don Hall

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Hammer Time! with Hammer T. Dick
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/21/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/21/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Hammer Time! with Hammer T. Dick

We are obligated by law to use “air quotes” around “news”.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Reasons Not To Go To Your Small-Town High School Reunion
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/14/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/14/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Reasons Not To Go To Your Small-Town High School Reunion

You have a conflict on that date. A moral conflict.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | A Eulogy for Donald Trump
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/7/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/7/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | A Eulogy for Donald Trump

On his tomb stone is inscribed, “This is Obama’s fault.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | QAnon Post-Debate Info Drop
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/30/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/30/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | QAnon Post-Debate Info Drop

President Trump wants us to know he really is smart.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Perks of Being a Slave
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/23/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/23/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Perks of Being a Slave

The Perks of Being a Slave | A Patriotic History Lesson

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Batman is the Night! Or Just Batman.
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/16/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/16/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Batman is the Night! Or Just Batman.

Bats don’t ride horses. I have a car.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – McConnell’s Scaled Down Relief Bill
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/9/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/9/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – McConnell’s Scaled Down Relief Bill

If your income is over $150k - A China Virus Swag Bag!

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – QLess
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/2/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/2/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – QLess

ANTIFA is using bags of soup to fight. We will now throw satchels of grilled cheese sandwiches.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | RNC “Secret Menu” Platform
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/26/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/26/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | RNC “Secret Menu” Platform

Q. Like I.Q., without the intelligence.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | MyRNCSpeech
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/19/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/19/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | MyRNCSpeech

You don’t have to hold your head up high, let MyNeckBrace do all the work for you.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Brand Dating with Poopie-DEW!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/12/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/12/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Brand Dating with Poopie-DEW!

When Poopie-DEW says something racist, he can say, “I’m not racist. My girlfriend is…whatever you are.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Questions to Ask Yourself to Have a Great Day!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/5/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/5/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Questions to Ask Yourself to Have a Great Day!

Are these the same clothes I slept in?

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Cure For COVID-19
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/29/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/29/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Cure For COVID-19

I’m Dr. Joe Janes, MD. MD stands for Mediocre Duck. (quack)

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Battle of Portland Letters
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/22/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/22/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Battle of Portland Letters

It is with good cheer that I tell you all the statues still stand, and all the Target stores remain unsullied.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Politicians Meet on Tracks to Discuss Likelihood of Trains
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/15/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/15/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Politicians Meet on Tracks to Discuss Likelihood of Trains

The politicians celebrate their victory as the train continues to run over people.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Hogwart's, Go Online!!!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/8/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/8/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Hogwart's, Go Online!!!

The students of Hogwart’s and their instructors should not be meeting in person. Not until there’s a vaccine. I’m just a part-timer. They’re not listening to me. Parents, it’s your child and your money. They’ll listen to you.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Daddy’s Girl
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/1/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/1/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Daddy’s Girl

Your court-ordered honesty is appreciated.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | CANCELLED!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/24/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/24/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | CANCELLED!

By the way, telling someone to smile more, is an improv note. It’s just a note.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Science with Dr. Science!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/17/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/17/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Science with Dr. Science!

Dr. Science – Amen for science, Tammy. Amen.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The First Online ANTIFA Organizational Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/10/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/10/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The First Online ANTIFA Organizational Meeting

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