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Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel
Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel

She said, “You bring the poon, we’ll bring the doom.”
She was always down for trouble.
Always in some kind of it.

Kicked out of the restaurant for dancing topless on the table.
Fired for shaving her head in the Executive Bathroom.
Hunted by a loan shark with one eye for refusing to pay her debt.

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September 17, 2026
David Himmel

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Mass Aborting at Oklahoma Supermarket!
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Mass Aborting at Oklahoma Supermarket!

His social media accounts were filled with rantings about “free health care”, “women’s rights”, and “disrupting the domestic supply of infants”.

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I Believe… [I Have a Dream — Set in a Casino]
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I Believe… [I Have a Dream — Set in a Casino]

…that a casino is the true example of a melting pot of diversity: rich, poor, black, brown, white, English, Spanish, Japanese, German, fat, thin, straight, gay. You wanna see the America you dream of, go to Vegas.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Machine Gun America
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Machine Gun America

The family that shoots together, shoots together. 

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting — The Crisis Actors Union of America
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 4/25/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 4/25/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting — The Crisis Actors Union of America

I even updated my Special Skills section. I added “weep openly on cue, spontaneous melancholy moments of reflection, can take a bullet, good at social media, improv and juggling”.

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