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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
David Himmel

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I Believe... [Missing the Cold War]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/6/21 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 9/6/21

I Believe... [Missing the Cold War]

...that I long for the days of the Cold War when our enemies were Soviets instead of each other and we thought hiding under our desks could save us from nuclear war.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 28, 2021
David Himmel 3/5/21 David Himmel 3/5/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 28, 2021

People who post spoilers about a show or a movie with twenty-four hours of its premiere are as bad as Ted Cruz.

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Live Free, Die Texan!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/3/21 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/3/21

Live Free, Die Texan!

If you contract COVID and the hospital is full, don’t be a baby about it.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | South Texas Family Life Choices Legal Clinic
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 4/17/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 4/17/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | South Texas Family Life Choices Legal Clinic

All I’m asking is that you consider other options. Think about it. Take your time. Come back in ten, fifteen years and tell me how you feel. You know, many people die from simple accidents or natural causes. If you wait, they might just die on their own.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall — Road Trip Edition
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 5/15/17 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 5/15/17

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Road Trip Edition

• The President George Bush Turnpike being a toll road is hilarious irony, and sort of a fuck you to the people of Texas.

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