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LEAVE THE SCOTUS ALONE!!!

ALL JUSTICE ALITO WANTS TO DO IS BE ABLE TO WALK PEACEABLY FROM HIS CAR TO HIS HOME WITHOUT PEOPLE SHOUTING “MURDERER” AT HIM.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | New GOP Voter Reforms!

“Voter fraud” continues to be an issue in this country. We have been working hard to develop legislation that will reform all voter laws at a federal level. 
-       Limit the number of polling stations to one per every 1,000,000 citizens.
- Election supervisors are allowed, at their discretion, to store ballots in basements susceptible to fire or flooding.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Masterpiece Cakeshop Employee Meeting

Jack: I don’t hate gay people. I just, as per my religion, don’t think they should marry. I have no problem with gay people being gay and doing lots of things that normal people do. It’s like when a monkey wears a hat and pretends to be talking and acting like a human. I think it’s cute. But I also don’t think monkeys should marry.

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