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The Regrettable Guilt Makes a Man Guilty
November 5, 2026
David Himmel
The Regrettable Guilt Makes a Man Guilty
November 5, 2026
David Himmel

The stomach tightens and sinks.
The heart and lungs follow.
It’s a confounding reaction to a receipt of affection.
It’s familiar, and, therefore, oddly comforting.

But familiarity can be a curse.
A cursed reminder of what once went wrong when you were just trying to do things right this time.
This time it’ll be different, you say.
Why? You’re different, but what are you doing differently?

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November 5, 2026
David Himmel

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 15, 2020

This COVID-19 pandemic is worse than 9/11 because we can’t hug each other.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Alabama Fetus Fest 2019!

We’ll have the young ladies compete for the honor of being Little Miss Carry.

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Meg – If a bear cub and a moth can be cuddle buddies, then so can a privileged white woman and a black man at a barbeque. 

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