Don Hall 5/11/20 Don Hall 5/11/20

I Believe… [Class Warfare Prime]

…that it’s not class warfare if you’re still ordering things from Amazon.

David Himmel 5/9/20 David Himmel 5/9/20

Trust in the Media is a Necessary Choice

I won’t tell you which sources you should trust. That’s up to you. But I will tell you that the ones you do trust should be sources that are trustworthy. Organizations and individuals that peddle rebuked reports, proven misinformation, and outright lies should not make your list. The internet may be part of the problem, but it’s also the cure. It is easier than ever to fact check and determine the credibility of your news. The thing is, you need to have a little credibility yourself.

David Himmel 5/8/20 David Himmel 5/8/20

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of May 3, 2020

I wonder what the COVID-19 memorial will look like. No doubt it’ll dwarf the Vietnam War Memorial. My hope is that the biggest difference between the two is that Trump’s name will be one of them.

David Himmel 5/8/20 David Himmel 5/8/20

The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

Joe Janes 5/6/20 Joe Janes 5/6/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump Live Tweets Gettysburg Address

ILIKE WAR HEROES THAT WEREN’T KILLED..

Don Hall 5/6/20 Don Hall 5/6/20

I Like to Watch | The Invisible Man (2020)

The skill required to make these spins on both popular culture and metaphorical storytelling is one of balance.

Don Hall 5/5/20 Don Hall 5/5/20

My Sleep Cycle is for Shit These Days

Lately, I’ve been waking up at least three times a night like a bolt of electricity has been shot through me.

Don Hall 5/4/20 Don Hall 5/4/20

I Believe… [Equal Opportunity Assholes]

I believe… that an added benefit of social media in Vegas is that I can spend a solid thirty minutes every morning blocking both Critical Race Theorists and MAGA turds in equal measure!

Elizabeth Harper 5/3/20 Elizabeth Harper 5/3/20

Not Within the Realm of Reasonable Expectations

David Himmel 5/1/20 David Himmel 5/1/20

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 26, 2020

Our home is so filthy, there’s a 30 percent chance my beard is just a gathering of my dog’s shedded hair.

Joe Janes 4/29/20 Joe Janes 4/29/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Our COVID-19 Response

Masks are not a reliable replacement for breath mints.

Don Hall 4/29/20 Don Hall 4/29/20

Yes. Enough of the Non-Witnesses in Sexual Assault Allegations

I do not believe Tara Reade.

Don Hall 4/28/20 Don Hall 4/28/20

I Like to Watch | When Superheroes Return to Real Life

I have viewed a whole slew of these Marvel stars in completely different characters and, with few exceptions, the fact that Marvel managed to hire some of our best and brightest actors to imbue the MCU with talent cannot be lost in the translation.

Don Hall 4/27/20 Don Hall 4/27/20

I Believe… [The Pandemic 15 Is Truly American]

I believe… that only in America can we experience a pandemic followed by massive unemployment and restaurants closed down and still fucking gain weight.

David Himmel 4/25/20 David Himmel 4/25/20

Coronavirus Wishes and Genocidal Dreams

Wouldn’t that be something? If COVID-19 were a divine plague like the ten popularized by Cecil B. DeMille, we’d applaud the lord’s work. Take them! Take them, Lord! Snuff them out like you did with the Flood and those pesky Egyptian slave owners! Take the Mayor Goodmans and the President Trumps and the Governor Kemps and that woman hanging out of her car window like a white trash scrub. But, above all, dear Lord Almighty, take the Instagram influencers.

Don Hall 4/24/20 Don Hall 4/24/20

How Do You Know What You Know? A Lesson to Eighth Graders

Ignorance isn’t stupidity. Ignorance is the absence of knowledge. The remedy to ignorance is the opposite of certainty.

David Himmel 4/24/20 David Himmel 4/24/20

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 19, 2020

If your concern over stay-at-home orders is because of the negative impact it may have on mental health, fuck you. Where was your concern over mental health before you couldn’t get your Starbucks each day?