Grandma Got Run Over By Amazon
I Have An Excellent Idea For Equality
I know exactly how to achieve equality. Be persuasive via the angriest mob.
mythos and pathos
I Believe...
The Denial of Expectations
The Thought That Counts
Comedy, Work, Poetry, Life, Repeat-
In art and dream may you proceed with abandon. In life may you proceed with balance and stealth. - Patti Smith
A National Pasttime Gorging on Rage
Do not ignore the horrors but in your passion to quell them, beat them, solve them, do not ADD to them.
How the Blue Line can Save Christmas
I Believe...
Darkness and Hope
Prepping the New Civil War or Just Business as Usual?
I hear a lot about how afraid everyone is and we have forgotten that Fear is, as a Great American Leader once said, the only thing to be wary of.
As the Left Eats Itself from Within...
If Everyone is Lying, What Happens When Someone Tells the Truth?
It's a Scientific Fact That We Are ALL a Bunch of Assholes
The Limits of Free Speech in a World of Slander and Libel
It's All in the Confidence Game
Trump is easily the least presidential cat I've seen. He makes George W. look like a fucking Rhodes scholar.
I Believe...
The Perfect Feminist
I knew what I was getting into when I married Marie. She was a kindhearted woman—sweet as they came. A staunch NPR listener. The kind of NPR listener that actually gave money.
Nostalgia is like a Mirror of Broken Colored Glass
The vast tapestry of the internet, however, has changed that and while it feels claustrophobic in the present, it also forces our hindsight narratives to be more honest and inclusive.
The second voice arrived on Thursday morning while Monte was attempting to make toast.