I Believe... [Snake Plissken vs Johnny Castle]
I Believe... [Trump vs. Harrison]
...that the idea of a male romper is more distressing than the man-bun, the endless facial hair and the fake enthusiasm for kale. I may move to Wyoming and live in a cave to avoid modern fashion trends.
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Calling it evil does not educate or calm people down and thus is wholly ineffective as a means for change.
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...that, at a certain age, a birthday is no longer a celebration of your existence but another notch in the ‘Fuck off, Death’ belt.