The Breakfast Club of Social Media
Social media isn't wildly different than high school in the 80's—it's just faster with a ridiculously large student body to navigate.
Six Cult Horror Films You Forgot About That Will Blow Your Mind
Tired of the rehash of old franchises to chill your bones this October? Try a couple of these and be creeped out for good.
Prepping for the Great Resignation
The choice is yours. Either learn to work remotely efficiently and prioritize your finite willpower or go back to dealing with angry, stupid, entitled people looking for you to placate their rage at someone else. For peanuts.
I Believe... [Plenty of Workers, Not Enough Decent Gigs]
I believe... that there isn’t a labor shortage, there’s a shitty job surplus.
Four Movies That Made Me Ask for a Refund
Eddie Murphy owes me $12.
Bringing a Smartphone to a Gunfight
The most prolific of the Twitter Warriors comprise less than 3% of the population who, in turn, drive the most noise about issues.
I Believe... [Channeling The West Wing]
...that WH Press Secretary Jen Psaki is West Wing good....that WH Press Secretary Jen Psaki is West Wing good.
Finding the 'Bad Apples' Just Got Easier
The question in this suggestion is, if it is a number of 'bad apples' spoiling the barrel, how do we identify them before they cause homicidal harm?
Looks like the pandemic has exposed them.
Swimming in Bullshit Without a Floatie
Brandolini’s Law (a.k.a. the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle) which states that: “The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.”
The Chappelle Watershed Moment
How Netflix handles the backlash to The Closer will determine the continued power of the shrieking micro-minority.
I Believe... [Sadism is Not a Virtue]
…that our pleasure in the pain of others—even those we deem deserve the pain—while common and instinctual, is really not a quality of which we should be proud. Sadism makes us all a bit less.
I Like to Watch | 15 Minutes of Shame (HBOMax)
This is a genuine documentary, absent much of the one-sided propaganda so joyously celebrated in our culturally divided pre-Civil War stance.
Boner
When the pandemic hit, the world crashed. Lockdowns, quarantines, masks. Stay-at-home orders. It was nuts. It affected everyone's business, their mental health, and, most important, Ted's dick.
Purging Distraction for the Good of Society
Let's face it. Zuckerberg started Facebook as a skeevy fucker who wanted to punish women who wouldn't give him the time of day by providing other skeevy fuckers the opportunity to rate the women online.
I Believe... [Practicing Gratitude]
...that the first five minutes of every day should be spent reflecting on the things you are grateful for in your life. It reframes every day and reminds you that despite the hardships there is a balance.
The Give and Take of Section 230
When it comes to these digital technologies, every benefit to society is equally mirrored by a serious danger presented.
The Regret Soup of Temper Lost and Reason Found
You'll discover that losing your temper is just that—a loss.
I Believe... [Suppress Those Emotions, Men]
I believe... that, in light of a certain demographic of men unleashing their rage and butt-hurt, perhaps the advice for men to unpack their feelings rather than suppress them was not particularly well thought out. By all means, dudes, suppress those emotions and shut the fuck up.
A Society of Wannabe Vigilantes
Vigilantism is often about the attempt to establish power.
Have I Lost My Mind or Has Age Finally Taken Over?
It's an inevitability. Get two or more men of a certain age—say between 45 and 60 years old—and they will find their conversational way into complaints about getting older.
From the obvious How Is It That I Can No longer Eat as Many Carbs to the I Hurt My Back Sitting in a Fucking Chair Yesterday it is the point in life when the slow decay of the body comes as a bit of a surprise.
...that when meteors start crashing through roofs in Texas in bursts maybe we’re finally beginning to live in a Michael Bay world.