I Believe… [Living Michael Bay]

...that the day that Spring begins to win the battle against Winter is a day for renewal and hope. Also a day when many women go that skirt and boots route and I am pleased.

...that the human hand has 27 bones in it. 28 when I’m bored—borrowed from Matt Berry whom I believe is a filthy genius.

...that if I can hear every word in a movie from 1999 but need subtitles for one made last week, don’t blame my age—blame the mumbling and the explosions.

...that a day spent gloriously doing nothing isn’t wasted—it’s a system reboot. Every month, shut the whole machine down and let your soul buffer.

...that when meteors start crashing through roofs in Texas in bursts maybe we’re finally beginning to live in a Michael Bay world.