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Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel
Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel

She said, “You bring the poon, we’ll bring the doom.”
She was always down for trouble.
Always in some kind of it.

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September 17, 2026
David Himmel

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 22, 2023
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/27/23 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/27/23

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 22, 2023

Since police are going to keep brutally and unnecessarily killing black men, it’s refreshing to see it done by black cops, too. It reveals more of the truth that American policing itself is the problem, not just your standard white cops hate black people cliche.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Hammer Time! with Hammer T. Dick
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Hammer Time! with Hammer T. Dick

We are obligated by law to use “air quotes” around “news”.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Q-Anon – The Great Aweakening
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/8/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/8/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Q-Anon – The Great Aweakening

Q says Tom Hanks is a pedo. Tom Hanks! That explains the sex scene in Big. And the sex scene that got cut in Turner and Hooch. 

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