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Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel
Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel

She said, “You bring the poon, we’ll bring the doom.”
She was always down for trouble.
Always in some kind of it.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of May 28, 2018
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/1/18 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/1/18

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of May 28, 2018

Samantha Bee calling Ivanka Trump a cunt is not funny. That’s because it’s not a joke. I never thought Samantha Bee was all that great at telling jokes anyhow. But it is totally reasonable to call Ivanka Trump a cunt. Bee shouldn’t have apologized. Saying sorry because Big Viacom said to do so is a real cunty thing to do.

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Even the Machines are Scared of President Trump
David Himmel David Himmel 1/21/17 David Himmel David Himmel 1/21/17

Even the Machines are Scared of President Trump

I can’t be sure of this, but I have enough evidence to assume with strong certainty that our Roomba tried to kill himself after considering the tangible reality of a Trump presidency and the disarray in which our empire is crumbling.

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