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The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel
The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel

He was tired of carrying her weight. Her financial choices and responsibilities. Her alcoholism. And he knew she was tired of his drug abuse and laziness and porn addiction. And Train played. And the guy kept talking. “Thing is, man… if it weren’t for divorce, I’d have student loans.”

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August 6, 2026
David Himmel

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 29, 2020
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 29, 2020

Humor is not a universal language. It is, by nature and design, intended for siloing. Even the greatest broad comedy has its haters. The closest thing to universally accepted comedy is Jay Leno and, c’mon, fuck Jay Leno.

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I Believe... [We Are Poised to Lose 2020]
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I Believe... [We Are Poised to Lose 2020]

...that the Progressive slogan for Election 2020 is now officially "Cutting Off Our Noses to Spite Our Faces."

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