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A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel
A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel

The men rushed toward the open door. “Not so fast, fuck-os,” she said. Annie was a small woman, no more than five-foot-three with most of her weight in her disproportionate breasts, of which she often complained gave her backaches.

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August 27, 2026
David Himmel

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 20, 2025
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/25/25 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/25/25

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 20, 2025

Between the Blue Origin Failure of Feminism and JD Vance killing Pope Francis, I have not loved the internet this much since 1997 when I learned I could use it to find photos of a topless Cameron Diaz.

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I Believe… [If You’re Gonna Loot… Er… Secure Reparations…]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/17/20 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/17/20

I Believe… [If You’re Gonna Loot… Er… Secure Reparations…]

I believe… that, had I been in Chicago during the Reparation Looting, I’d have looted the shit out of Garrett’s Popcorn and Whole Foods. I mean, a Nike High-Top ain’t feeding my kids, right?

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 19, 2020
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/24/20 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/24/20

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 19, 2020

I hate how much old white people love the song “Uptown Funk.”

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I Believe… [The Benefits of ManScaping]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/8/19 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/8/19

I Believe… [The Benefits of ManScaping]

...that manscaping in Chicago was hipster and an attempt for a middle-aged man to attract younger women but manscaping in Las Vegas is merely an attempt to keep my balls from boiling like Georgia peanuts.

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I Believe… [Everyone Has Some Advantage]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/15/19 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/15/19

I Believe… [Everyone Has Some Advantage]

…that with the lens of intersectionality as it now stands, the term “privilege” has been rendered meaningless.

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