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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 19, 2023
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 19, 2023

What’s worse? The war in Ukraine or your hotel’s wifi? The right answer is not the popular one.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 9, 2022
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 9, 2022

It’s not surprising that no one from Marjorie Taylor Greene’s high school has come forward to say, “You know, she was really cool and mellow, and smart back then.” That’s because we are who we’ve always been.

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A Letter from Uncle Sam
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A Letter from Uncle Sam

I’m the guy with the white hair and beard who dresses like he’s on his way to a Trump Rally.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 27, 2022
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 27, 2022

One of the Oath Keepers pleaded guilty to sedition. Could be going to jail for the better part of a decade. Boy, those antifa folks sure are committed to the mission.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 30, 2022
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 30, 2022

It’d be funny if Biden appointed Anita Hill to the Supreme Court. Of course, it won’t happen. She’d never accept. But it’d be funny in the most tone deaf, hateful way imaginable.

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