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I Believe… [Step Forward]
June 15, 2026
Don Hall
I Believe… [Step Forward]
June 15, 2026
Don Hall

...that the cruel joke is that prisons and cliffs share the same architecture: an edge you’re afraid to cross. The only way to learn which one you’re standing on is to step forward and trust gravity to reveal the truth.

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June 15, 2026
Don Hall

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American Shithole #50 | Kirstjen Nielsen: Deadeyes Over Dead Kids
American Shithole Contributing Writer 3/7/19 American Shithole Contributing Writer 3/7/19

American Shithole #50 | Kirstjen Nielsen: Deadeyes Over Dead Kids

“They’ve come all this way, thousands of miles across hostile territory, and we’ve raped them, and murdered them,” I thought.

“And this fucking cunt came to congress to rustle some fucking papers, and fumble some fucking answers.” I seethed.

I am fucking livid — and thankfully I’m not the only one.

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Do You Want Nazis? Because That's How You Get Nazis.
Kari Castor Kari Castor 6/30/18 Kari Castor Kari Castor 6/30/18

Do You Want Nazis? Because That's How You Get Nazis.

The next time some centrist idiot suggests that maybe I should just have some chill, I’m going to knock his fucking teeth in. I’m done. I have zero chill.

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American Shithole #21 — Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III: Feckless Runt
American Shithole Contributing Writer 6/21/18 American Shithole Contributing Writer 6/21/18

American Shithole #21 — Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III: Feckless Runt

I know there are some liberals out there that have been hanging on to the idea that if progressives just get a little quieter, the problem will go away. I love you, but no, it won’t. You need to get angry, motivated, and involved. 

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