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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
David Himmel

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The Most Shocking Revelations from McCARTNEY 3, 2, 1
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/21/21 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/21/21

The Most Shocking Revelations from McCARTNEY 3, 2, 1

Yesterday was originally called Scrambled Eggs and was 127 verses and over two hours long including a 20-minute belly slapping solo by Ringo.

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Notes from the Post-It Wall — Week of April 30, 2017
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 5/3/17 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 5/3/17

Notes from the Post-It Wall — Week of April 30, 2017

... I picked apart a Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup. The chocolate on its own, kinda sucks. The peanut butter on its own kinda sucks. Eating the chocolate and peanut butter separately is like Paul McCartney and John Lennon. They’re completely awful unless they’re together. ...

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