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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
David Himmel

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 9, 2025
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 3/14/25 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 3/14/25

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 9, 2025

A Montessori education is child-led and parents shamed. And judging by the classroom toys and décor, it’s an education opposed to color and joy.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 13, 2019
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/18/19 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/18/19

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 13, 2019

Knowledge isn’t power. Knowledge is an opportunity.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Building and Paying for the Wall
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/24/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/24/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Building and Paying for the Wall

Me-hee-ko? They’ll pay. We’ll charge a cover charge at the border crossing. Or, even better, a membership fee! Want to enjoy the greatest country in the world? It’s going to cost you $100k a year. Love it. Call the Democrats! There’s your DACA! Now, seriously, leave. 

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I Believe… [Affirmative Consent Is the Way To Go]
I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 1/22/18 I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 1/22/18

I Believe… [Affirmative Consent Is the Way To Go]

…that Affirmative Consent Laws this are the exact and necessary step to take nationwide. Yeah, it’ll be a huge learning curve for all sexual beings but I think we can sacrifice a tad of the spontaneity and danger of hook ups for a better standard of how to do it safely.

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