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Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel
Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel

She said, “You bring the poon, we’ll bring the doom.”
She was always down for trouble.
Always in some kind of it.

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September 17, 2026
David Himmel

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A Non-denominational Jew Weighs in on the Conclave and Catholic Leadership
David Himmel David Himmel 5/7/25 David Himmel David Himmel 5/7/25

A Non-denominational Jew Weighs in on the Conclave and Catholic Leadership

Fr. Fred came off more as a hippie than a priest. He wore the collar, but other than that, you never would have guessed he was a man of the cloth. He was a small man, cute, even. His office was adorned with macramé plant holders and beanbag chairs and quilts. It felt like a new-age birthing center without the feminists.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Expelliarmus, Harry Potter!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/4/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/4/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Expelliarmus, Harry Potter!

This could be a gig for me. I get bonuses for exorcisms. 

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