I Believe... [Me vs Cheese]
...that, for me, the definition of willpower is to purchase a block of aged cheddar cheese and still have some of it left a week later. Small wins, gang, small wins.
The Passion of the Rod & Custom Show
Wichita has felt small and, in many ways artless. It is small, no question, but the art is there if you take the time to see it.
I Believe... [Policies vs Personalities]
...that each intelligent voter should focus on policies rather than personalities. The dumbasses will vote for their favorite wrestler.
Thirteen Years Beyond the Sell-By Date | What I Learned in 2023
What, then, was learned in this fifty-eighth year?
I Believe... [AI vs Swift]
...that the ever present fear of AI can only be overcome by Taylor Swift getting mad that after a billion photos of her online were manipulated to create fake porn. AI had no idea what a quagmire it entered on this one.
I Believe... [in Classic Cars]
...that passion and art can be found anywhere as long as there are people willing to create things out of a sense of joy, curiosity, and obsession. Don’t believe me? Go to a car show in Central Kansas and talk to anyone who has spent years building out a pristine 1926 Ford Roadster.
The Abandoned Station
The cubicles are like strange archeological digs with the remnants of crap from those who worked at them, moved on, and left a few items behind.
I Believe... [Defining Cool]
...that the definition of what is and is not cool is pretty simple. Anyone desperately seeking popularity or approval? Not cool. Anyone disapproved by a lot of other people? Cool.
I Believe... [Humping Amazon Boxes?]
...that polyamory is simply people without the ability to commit to an arrangement more important than individual desire. The most polyamorous creature on the planet is a mutt that humps everything from other dogs to human legs to Amazon boxes.
The Hornet That Stings
There are two purposes of comedy: to make us laugh at ourselves or to make us laugh at others.