I Believe... [Humping Amazon Boxes?]

...that anyone who thinks that Leonardo DiCaprio was at an Epstein party because he needed to pay for sex is loopy in the head.

...that your actions are what matters. Pointing out a problem without action is just bitching. Quit bitching and get offa yer ass.

...that Election 2024 is fully a WWE storyline. Our body politic is almost irrevocably an entertainment for the bored and disenfranchised.

...that polyamory is simply people without the ability to commit to an arrangement more important than individual desire. The most polyamorous creature on the planet is a mutt that humps everything from other dogs to human legs to Amazon boxes.

...that there will always be a better chess player than you. That does not, however, mean you shouldn’t continue to play chess.