I am a (Hu)Man of Items Not Action
David Himmel, Poetry David Himmel David Himmel, Poetry David Himmel

I am a (Hu)Man of Items Not Action

I use a weighted blanket and melatonin chews to get a good night’s rest instead of going to bed earlier and committing to a bedtime wind down routine.

I use a bidet instead of learning the proper way to wipe my ass clean.

I use a juicer to lose weight instead of balancing my diet and exercising more.

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What’s an Mp3 Again?
David Himmel, Poetry David Himmel David Himmel, Poetry David Himmel

What’s an Mp3 Again?

We had finished lunch at Arby’s.
Then took me to his place, which was his parents’.
A lovely home decorated in northeastern Americana
heavy on the light houses. 

His bedroom looked like the bedroom of a twenty-year-old
who lived with his parents
and attended a university a fifteen-minute drive away.
Ten minutes longer than his commute to high school.

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Poetry Test & Fluxus Jokes
Poetry Guest User Poetry Guest User

Poetry Test & Fluxus Jokes

Congratulations. This letter is your official notice that you have received an adequate amount of credits to graduate, having earned a degree in POETRY, from the Dana M. Jerman School for Obnoxionist Arts.

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Not Easy
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper

Not Easy

It’s not easy for someone like me to be happy
Always second guessing every decision
Finding something to criticize in every situation
I know others don’t find everything crappy
No irony when they state their mission
But to me their words sound sappy

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My Old Man and the Sea, and Me
David Himmel, Poetry David Himmel David Himmel, Poetry David Himmel

My Old Man and the Sea, and Me

A blackened city looms ahead
With foreboding consequences obvious in the darkness.
Behind us, a bright sky and calm waters and the time I feel we used wisely.
“We would have been home if you hadn’t been so anal,” my old man says.
“It’s better to fix and fully prep your vessel in port,” I reply. “Helps us avoid trouble at sea.” 

The wind arrives in furious fashion.
The knots speed up — they tighten and strengthen.
We’re under motor but that don’t matter none.
The tiny and mighty storm has found our little vessel.
We might as well throw the wheel overboard
For all the good it’s doing.

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