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I Believe… [Living Michael Bay]
Mar 23, 2026
Don Hall
I Believe… [Living Michael Bay]
Mar 23, 2026
Don Hall

...that when meteors start crashing through roofs in Texas in bursts maybe we’re finally beginning to live in a Michael Bay world.

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Mar 23, 2026
Don Hall

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The Bloat, the Noise, and the Narcissist: Why We Don’t Need Half the Shit We Think We Do
Don Hall Don Hall 5/14/25 Don Hall Don Hall 5/14/25

The Bloat, the Noise, and the Narcissist: Why We Don’t Need Half the Shit We Think We Do

The world around you is a circus designed to keep you juggling cheeseburgers, TikToks, and desperate thirst traps until you collapse.

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I Believe… [Boundaries]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/12/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/12/25

I Believe… [Boundaries]

...that without a strong ethical boundary dictating your life decisions, the invitation to slippery slopes and relinquishing autonomy is a Hallmark card designed to disappear into the mud.

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I Believe… [Latest Version]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/5/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/5/25

I Believe… [Latest Version]

...that reinvention is not about becoming something you’re not—it’s about becoming the latest version of what you are.

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You Are Not the Target. You’re Just the Background Noise
Don Hall Don Hall 5/4/25 Don Hall Don Hall 5/4/25

You Are Not the Target. You’re Just the Background Noise

The world doesn’t need more judgment. It needs more awareness.

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I Believe… [It Becomes About Naps]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/28/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/28/25

I Believe… [It Becomes About Naps]

...that, as I continue down the path of time, it is sleep that seems most important and elusive.

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I Believe… [The Future Doesn’t Love You]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/21/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/21/25

I Believe… [The Future Doesn’t Love You]

...that both hope and fear are just emotional hallucinations projected on a reality that doesn’t care. The future is a rabid dog. It doesn’t love you. It doesn’t hate you. It just bites.

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The Futility of Relitigating the Past: Embracing Forward Momentum
Don Hall Don Hall 4/19/25 Don Hall Don Hall 4/19/25

The Futility of Relitigating the Past: Embracing Forward Momentum

The goal is to build upon past foundations, not to dwell within them.

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I Believe… [Leave the Past Where It Is]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/14/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/14/25

I Believe… [Leave the Past Where It Is]

...that religating the past is a Sisyphean task that distracts from the imperative of progress.

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Gold-Plated Failure: Why Chasing Money Isn’t the Same as Succeeding at Life
Don Hall Don Hall 4/12/25 Don Hall Don Hall 4/12/25

Gold-Plated Failure: Why Chasing Money Isn’t the Same as Succeeding at Life

If you find yourself quoting Gordon Gekko like he’s a life coach, go outside, hug a tree, and punch yourself in the throat.

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I Believe… [Excusing Evil]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/7/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/7/25

I Believe… [Excusing Evil]

...that the trend to create justification back stories for villainous characters is directly connected to our need to rationalize our own shitty behavior.

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The Soul-Sucking Curse of Too Much Empathy
Don Hall Don Hall 4/5/25 Don Hall Don Hall 4/5/25

The Soul-Sucking Curse of Too Much Empathy

You’re not helping anyone—you’re just bleeding empathy in every direction like a sprinkler system built in hell.

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I Believe… [Too Little Butter]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/31/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/31/25

I Believe… [Too Little Butter]

...that empathy is a limited and local resource. Expanding one’s desire to empathize with an increasing number of people spreads it thin like too little butter on too much bread.

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Hiding Behind Alf: Masks, Work, and the Death of the Real Self
Don Hall Don Hall 3/26/25 Don Hall Don Hall 3/26/25

Hiding Behind Alf: Masks, Work, and the Death of the Real Self

You are not your real self at work—you’re a character version of yourself with all the edges sanded down.

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I Believe… [Balancing Anxiety & Grit]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/24/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/24/25

I Believe… [Balancing Anxiety & Grit]

...that anxiety and grit are like two characters in a dark comedy—each one flawed, but when they work together, they can create something powerful.

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We’re All a Bit Body Dysmorphic, Aren’t We?
Don Hall Don Hall 3/18/25 Don Hall Don Hall 3/18/25

We’re All a Bit Body Dysmorphic, Aren’t We?

body dysmorphia isn’t about what you look like. It’s about what you think you look like.

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I Believe… [Nudist Freedom]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/17/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/17/25

I Believe… [Nudist Freedom]

...that being naked in your home is liberating and suddenly makes you feel better about your body.

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I Believe… [The Reward for Bad Behavior]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/10/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/10/25

I Believe… [The Reward for Bad Behavior]

...that if you reward people screaming at you by giving in to their demands, you train them and others to scream at you with impunity.

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When the Babysitter Becomes the Bully
Don Hall Don Hall 3/5/25 Don Hall Don Hall 3/5/25

When the Babysitter Becomes the Bully

A former reality TV star, a former best selling author with Netflix money, and a former actor famous for playing an actor with ambitions to become president walk into the Oval Office and all hell breaks loose.

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I Believe… [Spring of Deception]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/3/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/3/25

I Believe… [Spring of Deception]

...that the fake Spring (always around the end of February or beginning of March) in Chicago is something special. All of sudden people are out in shirt sleeves and walking the lakefront. A week later, it’ll be like a dream we all had but a really good one.

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America is Exceptional (Even Though Most Americans Aren’t)
Don Hall Don Hall 2/27/25 Don Hall Don Hall 2/27/25

America is Exceptional (Even Though Most Americans Aren’t)

But America itself is exceptional precisely because it does not need the majority of its people to be exceptional. It only needs enough of them—just enough—to keep pushing forward, to keep inventing, to keep driving the story of human progress forward.

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