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I Believe… [Good Footwear]
Jan 26, 2026
Don Hall
I Believe… [Good Footwear]
Jan 26, 2026
Don Hall

...that, as we age, good footwear is more important than a girlfriend.

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Jan 26, 2026
Don Hall

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 18, 2021
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/23/21 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/23/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 18, 2021

All those kids who identified as hippies in high school in the ’90s likely never had a revolutionary thought of their own. The most dangerous thing they did was listen to a Dave Matthews tape while speeding in their Jeep Cherokees.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | The Dumb Blue Line Edition
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/16/21 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/16/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | The Dumb Blue Line Edition

Of course Derek Chauvin didn’t take the stand. Derek Chauvin doesn’t stand for anything. He kneels.

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I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/3/20 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/3/20

I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]

I believe… that instead of banning neck and face tattoos from their casino and hotel, The D Las Vegas should instead ban trashy neck and face tattoos. You know, encourage Suicide Girls to come gamble but discourage White Power Cletus from swinging by.

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