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The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel
The Ultimate Decision
August 6, 2026
David Himmel

He was tired of carrying her weight. Her financial choices and responsibilities. Her alcoholism. And he knew she was tired of his drug abuse and laziness and porn addiction. And Train played. And the guy kept talking. “Thing is, man… if it weren’t for divorce, I’d have student loans.”

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August 6, 2026
David Himmel

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 18, 2021
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/23/21 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/23/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 18, 2021

All those kids who identified as hippies in high school in the ’90s likely never had a revolutionary thought of their own. The most dangerous thing they did was listen to a Dave Matthews tape while speeding in their Jeep Cherokees.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | The Dumb Blue Line Edition
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/16/21 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/16/21

Notes from the Post-it Wall | The Dumb Blue Line Edition

Of course Derek Chauvin didn’t take the stand. Derek Chauvin doesn’t stand for anything. He kneels.

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I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/3/20 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/3/20

I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]

I believe… that instead of banning neck and face tattoos from their casino and hotel, The D Las Vegas should instead ban trashy neck and face tattoos. You know, encourage Suicide Girls to come gamble but discourage White Power Cletus from swinging by.

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