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Mother Mo(u)rningstar
August 25, 2026
Xylan Johnson
Mother Mo(u)rningstar
August 25, 2026
Xylan Johnson

I’d sing for you… If i had a better time off this page. Scream to see it through…

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August 25, 2026
Xylan Johnson

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Mooning the Crowd and Waving Your Balls was Funny—Until It Wasn't
Don Hall Don Hall 5/13/21 Don Hall Don Hall 5/13/21

Mooning the Crowd and Waving Your Balls was Funny—Until It Wasn't

Have you seen a dick? They're hysterical! Like a flabby mushroom connected to a flesh bag. Or a skinny turtle out of his shell. A turkey neck without feathers. Who designed this, an idiot? The vagina is far more practical.

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