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THE WITNESSES: Chapter Three
November 2, 2026
Don Hall
THE WITNESSES: Chapter Three
November 2, 2026
Don Hall

The second voice arrived on Thursday morning while Monte was attempting to make toast.

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November 2, 2026
Don Hall

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Mooning the Crowd and Waving Your Balls was Funny—Until It Wasn't

Have you seen a dick? They're hysterical! Like a flabby mushroom connected to a flesh bag. Or a skinny turtle out of his shell. A turkey neck without feathers. Who designed this, an idiot? The vagina is far more practical.

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