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The Regrettable Guilt Makes a Man Guilty
November 5, 2026
David Himmel
The Regrettable Guilt Makes a Man Guilty
November 5, 2026
David Himmel

The stomach tightens and sinks.
The heart and lungs follow.
It’s a confounding reaction to a receipt of affection.
It’s familiar, and, therefore, oddly comforting.

But familiarity can be a curse.
A cursed reminder of what once went wrong when you were just trying to do things right this time.
This time it’ll be different, you say.
Why? You’re different, but what are you doing differently?

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November 5, 2026
David Himmel

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Don Hall Don Hall 9/1/20 Don Hall Don Hall 9/1/20

Correcting the Orwellian Doublespeak for Zoomers

If Orwell had seen this new reality, 1984 would’ve been unreadable because while Big Brother proposed that ‘War is Peace’ Angry Brother would be saying “No. War isn’t Peace. Peace is Power.”

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Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/17/20 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/17/20

I Believe… [If You’re Gonna Loot… Er… Secure Reparations…]

I believe… that, had I been in Chicago during the Reparation Looting, I’d have looted the shit out of Garrett’s Popcorn and Whole Foods. I mean, a Nike High-Top ain’t feeding my kids, right?

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Don Hall Don Hall 8/15/20 Don Hall Don Hall 8/15/20

The Quandary of the Left — Is Looting Without Protest Justifiable?

If you give a mouse a cookie, he’s gonna want a glass of milk.

There’s gotta be a better way.

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David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 8/14/20 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 8/14/20

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 9, 2020

Comparing tragedies and grievances often expose your passive racism. Be careful. More importantly, please be aware.

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Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/22/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/22/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Battle of Portland Letters

It is with good cheer that I tell you all the statues still stand, and all the Target stores remain unsullied.

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