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Places Without an Audience
September 21, 2026
Don Hall
Places Without an Audience
September 21, 2026
Don Hall

By morning, he had decided he needed somewhere nobody cared about theater, someplace where the name Chekhov was more likely to be mistaken for a rifle than a playwright.

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September 21, 2026
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Correcting the Orwellian Doublespeak for Zoomers
Don Hall Don Hall 9/1/20 Don Hall Don Hall 9/1/20

Correcting the Orwellian Doublespeak for Zoomers

If Orwell had seen this new reality, 1984 would’ve been unreadable because while Big Brother proposed that ‘War is Peace’ Angry Brother would be saying “No. War isn’t Peace. Peace is Power.”

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I Believe… [If You’re Gonna Loot… Er… Secure Reparations…]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/17/20 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/17/20

I Believe… [If You’re Gonna Loot… Er… Secure Reparations…]

I believe… that, had I been in Chicago during the Reparation Looting, I’d have looted the shit out of Garrett’s Popcorn and Whole Foods. I mean, a Nike High-Top ain’t feeding my kids, right?

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The Quandary of the Left — Is Looting Without Protest Justifiable?
Don Hall Don Hall 8/15/20 Don Hall Don Hall 8/15/20

The Quandary of the Left — Is Looting Without Protest Justifiable?

If you give a mouse a cookie, he’s gonna want a glass of milk.

There’s gotta be a better way.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 9, 2020
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 8/14/20 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 8/14/20

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 9, 2020

Comparing tragedies and grievances often expose your passive racism. Be careful. More importantly, please be aware.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Battle of Portland Letters
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/22/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/22/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Battle of Portland Letters

It is with good cheer that I tell you all the statues still stand, and all the Target stores remain unsullied.

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