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Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel
Doom & Poon
September 17, 2026
David Himmel

She said, “You bring the poon, we’ll bring the doom.”
She was always down for trouble.
Always in some kind of it.

Kicked out of the restaurant for dancing topless on the table.
Fired for shaving her head in the Executive Bathroom.
Hunted by a loan shark with one eye for refusing to pay her debt.

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September 17, 2026
David Himmel

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I Believe... [Get Your Feet Offa My Plane!]

...that it really is completely unacceptable to get on a five-hour flight, take off your sandals and put your bare feet up on the seat in front of you. My response was simply to look at him and his feet and say "No. Not gonna happen." He put his sandals back on.

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