This Year of Our Lord, 2020, has revealed quite a few things about us. The recurring theme is that it’s high time our greatest institutions must die. The mighty must fall. So, as someone who interned at The Second City, went through several training programs, produced plays for its stages, here’s what I suggest happen to that theater: Turn it into a laser tag facility. Call it Zip, Zop, ZAP!

You may argue that now is not the time to open a new business, what with the pandemic and all. But laser tag is the perfect pandemic business.

By the way, telling someone to smile more, is an improv note. It’s just a note.

The suggestion is “spatula”. It’s always going to be spatula.

Martin needs to stop trying to kiss women in scenes. We will no longer “yes, and-” his tongue.