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THE WITNESSES: Chapter Two
October 26, 2026
Don Hall
THE WITNESSES: Chapter Two
October 26, 2026
Don Hall

Monte imagined approaching the counter.

“Hello, I hear Morgan Freeman narrating my life.”

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October 26, 2026
Don Hall

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Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/27/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/27/24

I Believe… [Laughing at Tragedy]

...that the purpose of the comedy mask is to be jeering and cracking up at the tragedy mask.

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Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/30/21 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/30/21

La Fin du Monde Cafe & Denial

The whole dish has been marinated in crude oil from a leaking pipeline.

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Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/25/17 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/25/17

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance

“Whaddup, motherfuckers? Don’t mind me. I’m not here. You go ahead and just do your thang. Your sweet, sweet thang. Seriously, Michael. Go on ahead. Ignore me. I’m cool.” — God

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I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 9/25/17 I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 9/25/17

I Believe... [Nazis are the White People of Germans?]

...that when the shit hits the fan, focusing on all the shit flying everywhere is the wrong choice. Deal with the fan.

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