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The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel
The Adventures of Aborted Andy | Episode I: Meeting Your Maker
July 30, 2026
David Himmel

Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.

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July 30, 2026
David Himmel

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The Official White House Moving Sale – Everything Must Go!!!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/2/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/2/20

The Official White House Moving Sale – Everything Must Go!!!

Make an offer - Every sale over $5,000 gets a free presidential pardon

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How To Get Trump to Leave the White House
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/11/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/11/20

How To Get Trump to Leave the White House

“Don`t be nice to criminals or don’t be gentle and when you`re putting them away, be rough on them.” - Donald Trump

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/6/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/6/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News

I killed the leader of ISIS, the most dangerous man in the world since Hilary Clinton.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - White House Valentine's Day Emergency Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/14/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/14/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - White House Valentine's Day Emergency Meeting

"I’ve been so busy lately. I got up to page five on that memo from the democrats. I vetoed it because it was so boring. Someone needs to tell the democrats to use more graphs. I like wheels."

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