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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 26, 2026
May 1, 2026
David Himmel
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 26, 2026
May 1, 2026
David Himmel

We must strive to make what happens to us good for us. That’s how we master disappointment. That’s how we evolve and persevere.

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May 1, 2026
David Himmel

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The Official White House Moving Sale – Everything Must Go!!!
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The Official White House Moving Sale – Everything Must Go!!!

Make an offer - Every sale over $5,000 gets a free presidential pardon

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How To Get Trump to Leave the White House
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/11/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/11/20

How To Get Trump to Leave the White House

“Don`t be nice to criminals or don’t be gentle and when you`re putting them away, be rough on them.” - Donald Trump

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/6/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/6/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News

I killed the leader of ISIS, the most dangerous man in the world since Hilary Clinton.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - White House Valentine's Day Emergency Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/14/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/14/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - White House Valentine's Day Emergency Meeting

"I’ve been so busy lately. I got up to page five on that memo from the democrats. I vetoed it because it was so boring. Someone needs to tell the democrats to use more graphs. I like wheels."

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