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The Great American Potluck
Dec 17, 2025
Don Hall
The Great American Potluck
Dec 17, 2025
Don Hall

America has always sold itself like a potluck dinner—“Bring your culture! Bring your grandma’s recipes! Bring the funky spices we can pretend we invented!”

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Dec 17, 2025
Don Hall

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The Official White House Moving Sale – Everything Must Go!!!

Make an offer - Every sale over $5,000 gets a free presidential pardon

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How To Get Trump to Leave the White House
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How To Get Trump to Leave the White House

“Don`t be nice to criminals or don’t be gentle and when you`re putting them away, be rough on them.” - Donald Trump

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News

I killed the leader of ISIS, the most dangerous man in the world since Hilary Clinton.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - White House Valentine's Day Emergency Meeting

"I’ve been so busy lately. I got up to page five on that memo from the democrats. I vetoed it because it was so boring. Someone needs to tell the democrats to use more graphs. I like wheels."

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