![I Believe… [A Cake By Any Other Frosting]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1527877807408-JOPT93G1ZR817AUYYXQP/ibelieve....jpg)
I Believe… [A Cake By Any Other Frosting]
…that there's a reason that the wealthy are most often portrayed as the villains in popular culture and it isn't envy. It's reality. If your motivations in life are a soup of individualism, competition, and materialism you are the villain.
It Must Be Dorito’s Fault I’m a Bag of Suet in a Pair of Overstuffed Skinny Jeans
So, in the debate over whether we are addicted to our smartphones or social media, it makes no difference if we are addicted, manipulated, or just weak-willed, the results are still exactly the same: a compromised democracy, the highest teen suicide rate in recorded history, a dwindling attention span and a slow disconnect from humanity in favor of the humanity as represented on a glass screen.
![I Believe… [WOLVERINES!]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1519303151159-RE3BON2J0JENTW87Z05A/IMG_1629.JPG)
I Believe… [WOLVERINES!]
...that, if you think high school kids can’t be heroes, you never saw Red Dawn. WOLVERINES!
![I Believe... [Trump vs. Harrison]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579fa3912994ca0eff850271/1495032455771-PHOJGREQMF8FNY2CPM67/yorick.jpg)
I Believe... [Trump vs. Harrison]
...that the idea of a male romper is more distressing than the man-bun, the endless facial hair and the fake enthusiasm for kale. I may move to Wyoming and live in a cave to avoid modern fashion trends.
Andy disassembled his weapon with lighting speed. He packed it away in the black backpack made specifically for a weapon of this sort. He bolted to the roof access door as fast as his little, chubby legs would carry him. He made his way through the condo/office building stairwell without being noticed just as he had done on his way up. Andy was good at his job. And for a nine-month-old baby, he was really good at it.