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A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel
A Beer, a Shot, a Mayoral Hopeful
August 27, 2026
David Himmel

The men rushed toward the open door. “Not so fast, fuck-os,” she said. Annie was a small woman, no more than five-foot-three with most of her weight in her disproportionate breasts, of which she often complained gave her backaches.

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August 27, 2026
David Himmel

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I Believe… [Let People Enjoy the Goddamn Wedding, Already!]
I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 5/21/18 I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 5/21/18

I Believe… [Let People Enjoy the Goddamn Wedding, Already!]

…that, while I didn't watch the latest Royal Wedding, I'm not going to piss all ver people who love that stuff. The bitterness and acrimony of people who can't do anything but take a dump on someone enjoying the idea of romance and love in our crushingly depressing times is just more dung on the heap.

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