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History is Mostly Probably
November 9, 2026
Don Hall
History is Mostly Probably
November 9, 2026
Don Hall

“Journey will survive the apocalypse. Cockroaches, radiation, and some asshole singing “Don't Stop Believin'” over the ruins of Cincinnati.”

“Why Cincinnati?”

“Seems like the kind of place where the apocalypse would start.”

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November 9, 2026
Don Hall

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Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/20/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/20/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Pardons

I have a lot of respect for soldiers who don’t say bad things about me.

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Post-It Wall Notes, David Himmel David Himmel 2/1/19 Post-It Wall Notes, David Himmel David Himmel 2/1/19

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 27, 2019

It’s too soon to write Howard Schultz off as yet another oligarch or self-serving rich pud like Ross Perot with a self-righteous taste for the presidency. Just as I think it’s too soon to think that AOC is the Second Coming of Christ. Give them time. Maybe things’ll play out different than we assume. Maybe.

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American Shithole Contributing Writer 1/31/19 American Shithole Contributing Writer 1/31/19

American Shithole #45 | D Minus Still Passes, Right Roger Stone?

Aliens only stop here when their intergalactic junker breaks down, or when they’ve foolishly run out of space gas — so every once in a long while, one of them gets stranded.

Here’s what I’m thinking… I’m pretty sure they left us Roger Stone.

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