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Bucking the Tiger
August 10, 2026
Don Hall
Bucking the Tiger
August 10, 2026
Don Hall

Pan's eyes lit up. "I have met God."

Hume paused in the dealing. Roberts's mouth turned into a grim smile. "You've met God, have you, you heathen prick?"

Pan nodded. "I have. God is a white man."

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August 10, 2026
Don Hall

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Pardons
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Pardons

I have a lot of respect for soldiers who don’t say bad things about me.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 27, 2019
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 27, 2019

It’s too soon to write Howard Schultz off as yet another oligarch or self-serving rich pud like Ross Perot with a self-righteous taste for the presidency. Just as I think it’s too soon to think that AOC is the Second Coming of Christ. Give them time. Maybe things’ll play out different than we assume. Maybe.

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American Shithole #45 | D Minus Still Passes, Right Roger Stone?
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American Shithole #45 | D Minus Still Passes, Right Roger Stone?

Aliens only stop here when their intergalactic junker breaks down, or when they’ve foolishly run out of space gas — so every once in a long while, one of them gets stranded.

Here’s what I’m thinking… I’m pretty sure they left us Roger Stone.

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